9 Things to Not Do to Your Corvette

Don’t be like these owners.

1. Get a Cliché License Plate

We get it, you’re rich and stupid!

2. Haul a Bomb on the Freeway

You probably shouldn’t be towing anything with your Corvette, especially a nuclear warhead.

3. Forget to Tie it Down

Newton’s First Law of Corvette Motion: Objects in motion will stay in motion…until they crash head first into the cement.

4. Drive It into a Body of Water

This enthused onlooker is clearly not the owner.

5. Do BMX Tricks on It

That can’t be good for the paint.

6. Drive It Up a Telephone Wire

That guy’s expression says it all. Maybe he was trying to get a better signal?

7. Forget About It

This Corvette graveyard brings a tear to my eye.

8. Whatever This Is

There’s something not-so-magical about this Corvette. #unicorns

9. Turn it into a Limo

Because saying “‘Merica” can’t even justify this.

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