If you’re reading this at work, and are wondering whether it’s safe to click “play” on this video of Corvettes and sexy women, let me break it down for you. If you could get away with having a Maxim in your workspace, you can watch this video. I have inspected the footage carefully — very carefully.

If you can bare the pain of looking at these donks for a moment, I have a poll for you to answer. Come on over past the jump and bring your best trash talk.

Picture it. You’ve just picked up your brand-new dream Corvette from the dealership, and you want to celebrate with a cloud of tire smoke that would embarrass a Georgia-thunderstorm cumulonimbus. Not so fast, Hoonigan. You’re forgetting that you have to take it easy those first 500 miles.

This morning HorsepowerKings got our hopes up by claiming the 2015 Corvette Z06 completed a 6:59.13 lap on the Nürburgring. That would be great if it were true … but it’s not.

George Clooney, Jay Leno, Paul McCartney, Robert Downey Jr., Springsteen, Bon Jovi … the list goes on and on. That’s why our brand-new how-to team has compiled a comprehensive list of celebrities who drive Corvettes.

One of Corvette Forum’s most beloved forum members, “Phantasms”, a.k.a. Gene Sanchez Leeds, will be daily-driving his 2015 Corvette Z06 all this winter. Grab your pitchforks, or popcorn.

It looks as though forum member “Lawdogg149’s” blown-engine troubles with his Corvette Z06 are behind him. You may recall Lawdogg was the first Z06 customer to experience engine failure with only 891 miles on his odometer.