Sentra Driver Commits Worst Crime on Planet: Backing into a Corvette
All mortals take note, there is one thing you should never, ever do, and that’s touch another person’s Corvette in any form or fashion. That is, unless (1) you’ve been given permission by the owner, (2) you’ve provided at least three solid references or referrals, and (3) signed a waiver that if the Corvette happens to sustain any damage due to your negligence, you agree to waive any and all legal rights typical granted to criminals or the mentally insane.
We’re a little more than three weeks away from the first C7 Z06 being auctioned at Barrett-Jackson’s West Palm Beach event on Saturday, April 12. As the anticipation grows, I thought I’d use this week’s Wallpaper Wednesday to ease some of the anticipatory tension.
Corvette fans in Europe hoping to get their hands on a new Stingray can rest a little easier now. After revealing plans to reduce the number of Chevrolets sold in the overseas market, General Motors has announced the new Corvette will be sold at Cadillac dealerships in Europe.
When I look at this German-tuned Corvette, I begin to ponder a great paradox: the Triple X ZR1 would offer such a heavenly experience on the Nürburgring, which is ironically nicknamed “The Green Hell”.
Imagine handing your Corvette keys to a repair shop and learning that an employee was using your car as his own personal transportation. Then imagine the look on your face when you realize the employee had racked up 11,000 miles on your beloved ‘Vette. Not a nice thing to imagine, right?