Tag: John Coyle

by John Coyle Corvette Forum Even with a damaged car?most of the race was run without a hood?Corvette Racing drivers Tommy Milner and Oliver Gavin were able to pull out a victory at the demolition derby that was the Streets of Long Beach. And while the team is fresh off a win and seems to […] More »

by John CoyleCorvette Forum First, the good news: there’s apparently only one of these monstrosities. The bad news is everything else. The Eldorette is a combination of C3 Corvette and Cadillac Eldorado, and perfectly illustrates that some things?handguns and tequila, for example?just shouldn’t be put together. The seller claims over 200K was dumped into the […] More »

Seriously, if you want a Porsche, get a Porsche. You could sure as hell get a Boxter for cheaper than it cost to tart up this 350Z. Plus, you’d actually have a cool sports car, instead of this testament to overwrought bodykits. Yikes. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

by John CoyleCorvette Forum Wow. Sometime over the weekend, Jalopnik Editor-in-Chief Ray Wert apparently got a look at the C7. A post last night seemed to imply we’d be seeing photos at noon today, but instead we got a pair of renderings and this statement: “None of our sources were willing to go on the […] More »

While it might appear so, this isn’t a picture of a car bomb detonating. This a 300C which has been turned into a truck by someone with an unlimited supply of plastic, orange, and Sawzall blades. Ma Mopar is crying. Is This List Accurate? Or Am I Crazy? Sound Off in the Forum!

Mercedes’ SLR McLaren is an amazing machine. What’s equally amazing are the hideous wheels inflicted on this example. They look like crappy Christmas decorations. This is no winter wonderland. This is a blizzard of shame. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

OK, quick rule of thumb: your hot rod’s air cleaner should not look like Puffy’s watch. But maybe I’ve got this wrong. Maybe this is a tribute to some poor folks who died in a freak BeDazzler accident. Even then, it still sucks. RIP. More Worst of SEMA >>>>