Tag: John Coyle

The Eldorette: a $200,000 Eye-Searing Testament to Hideous Crap

by John CoyleCorvette Forum First, the good news: there’s apparently only one of these monstrosities. The bad news is everything else. The Eldorette is a combination of C3 Corvette and Cadillac Eldorado, and perfectly illustrates that some things?handguns and tequila, for example?just shouldn’t be put together. The seller claims over 200K was dumped into the […] More »

  Comments | By - November 30, 2011

Worst of SEMA: They Can’t All Be Winners

Seriously, if you want a Porsche, get a Porsche. You could sure as hell get a Boxter for cheaper than it cost to tart up this 350Z. Plus, you’d actually have a cool sports car, instead of this testament to overwrought bodykits. Yikes. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

  Comments | By - November 15, 2011

Jalopnik Says This the C7 Corvette in ZR1 Trim

by John CoyleCorvette Forum Wow. Sometime over the weekend, Jalopnik Editor-in-Chief Ray Wert apparently got a look at the C7. A post last night seemed to imply we’d be seeing photos at noon today, but instead we got a pair of renderings and this statement: “None of our sources were willing to go on the […] More »

  Comments | By - November 14, 2011

Worst of SEMA 5

While it might appear so, this isn’t a picture of a car bomb detonating. This a 300C which has been turned into a truck by someone with an unlimited supply of plastic, orange, and Sawzall blades. Ma Mopar is crying. Is This List Accurate? Or Am I Crazy? Sound Off in the Forum!

  Comments | By - September 1, 2010

Worst of SEMA 4

Mercedes’ SLR McLaren is an amazing machine. What’s equally amazing are the hideous wheels inflicted on this example. They look like crappy Christmas decorations. This is no winter wonderland. This is a blizzard of shame. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

  Comments | By - September 1, 2010

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