The Eldorette: a $200,000 Eye-Searing Testament to Hideous Crap
by John CoyleCorvette Forum First, the good news: there’s apparently only one of these monstrosities. The bad news is everything else. The Eldorette is a combination of C3 Corvette and Cadillac Eldorado, and perfectly illustrates that some things?handguns and tequila, for example?just shouldn’t be put together. The seller claims over 200K was dumped into the […] More »
Seriously, if you want a Porsche, get a Porsche. You could sure as hell get a Boxter for cheaper than it cost to tart up this 350Z. Plus, you’d actually have a cool sports car, instead of this testament to overwrought bodykits. Yikes. More Worst of SEMA >>>>
by John CoyleCorvette Forum Wow. Sometime over the weekend, Jalopnik Editor-in-Chief Ray Wert apparently got a look at the C7. A post last night seemed to imply we’d be seeing photos at noon today, but instead we got a pair of renderings and this statement: “None of our sources were willing to go on the […] More »
While it might appear so, this isn’t a picture of a car bomb detonating. This a 300C which has been turned into a truck by someone with an unlimited supply of plastic, orange, and Sawzall blades. Ma Mopar is crying. Is This List Accurate? Or Am I Crazy? Sound Off in the Forum!
Mercedes’ SLR McLaren is an amazing machine. What’s equally amazing are the hideous wheels inflicted on this example. They look like crappy Christmas decorations. This is no winter wonderland. This is a blizzard of shame. More Worst of SEMA >>>>