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Old 11-04-2011, 08:46 PM
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Cleaning it up now.
Old 11-05-2011, 07:56 AM
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Oh I thought this was a Perkins Roast thread







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Originally Posted by AU N EGL
Oh I thought this was a Perkins Roast thread
we can make it one
Old 11-05-2011, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by drivinhard
we can make it one
He spoke about getting it in the rear in another thread.
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Originally Posted by gmccreary
He spoke about getting it in the rear in another thread.
Now you sound like Jody.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sperkins
Yes, let's stay on track here. It's a SPERKINS roast-fest.

Let's see hear.....How many alarms does it take to wake SPERKINS in the morning....
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I asked Scott if he had this or not, but he didn't. Any of the C5 mafia guys have a spare door latch mechanism? Not the part you pull on with your hand, the part that latches the door to the car. Mine broke early this year and I've just had it strapped down since. Thanks.

Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
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Originally Posted by Z06cool
How many alarms does it take to wake SPERKINS in the morning....
That's obviously a trick question. Everyone knows I usually sleep right through the morning and into early afternoon.
Old 11-06-2011, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by goldeneagle_10
I asked Scott if he had this or not, but he didn't. Any of the C5 mafia guys have a spare door latch mechanism? Not the part you pull on with your hand, the part that latches the door to the car. Mine broke early this year and I've just had it strapped down since. Thanks.

Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
I will look. Which door? The part inside?
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I will look. Which door? The part inside?
Yes, the part inside. Drivers door. Thanks Val
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Originally Posted by goldeneagle_10
Yes, the part inside. Drivers door. Thanks Val
Actually, he goes by Valerie. Sometimes Jeff, but lately, it's just the "SLOWER ENGLAND"....
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Originally Posted by Z06cool
Actually, he goes by Valerie. Sometimes Jeff, but lately, it's just the "SLOWER ENGLAND"....
I thought this was a sperkins roast, not roasting Varkwso????
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Originally Posted by 05C6GAC
I thought this was a sperkins roast, not roasting Varkwso????
2 for 1?
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Originally Posted by 05C6GAC
I thought this was a sperkins roast, not roasting Varkwso????
The more the merrier.
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So Sperkins walked into the local bank to cash his welfare check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I…….just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The teller behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening for the boss who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." Sperkins, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're ********tin' me!" The teller said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

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Originally Posted by GAS
So Sperkins walked into the local bank to cash his welfare check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I…….just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The teller behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening for the boss who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." Sperkins, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're ********tin' me!" The teller said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
Everything was accurate right up till he walked up to the counter
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