Sperkins
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Burning Brakes
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I asked Scott if he had this or not, but he didn't. Any of the C5 mafia guys have a spare door latch mechanism? Not the part you pull on with your hand, the part that latches the door to the car. Mine broke early this year and I've just had it strapped down since. Thanks.
Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
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Le Mans Master
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I asked Scott if he had this or not, but he didn't. Any of the C5 mafia guys have a spare door latch mechanism? Not the part you pull on with your hand, the part that latches the door to the car. Mine broke early this year and I've just had it strapped down since. Thanks.
Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
Ok, back to your regular schedule of the Perkins roast.
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Burning Brakes
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So Sperkins walked into the local bank to cash his welfare check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I…….just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The teller behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening for the boss who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." Sperkins, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're ********tin' me!" The teller said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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So Sperkins walked into the local bank to cash his welfare check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I…….just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The teller behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening for the boss who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." Sperkins, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're ********tin' me!" The teller said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."