***FRIDAY FUNNIES*** Labour Day weekend 2014
08-29-2014, 10:45 AM
#21
Drifting
The art of double talk is NOT dead!
Hard to believe that the smartest woman in the world could babble like this. Can you imagine if she becomes president.
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
08-29-2014, 12:12 PM
#22
Instructor
Actually...
Hard to believe that the smartest woman in the world could babble like this. Can you imagine if she becomes president.
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
08-29-2014, 03:58 PM
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I had to laugh when I saw this on the net. Boy could I use this diagram from time to time.....
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08-29-2014, 08:32 PM
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Late entry by Billy Schmit.......
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08-29-2014, 08:44 PM
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08-30-2014, 10:11 PM
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Did you ever feel that sometimes working on a problem was a bit like this box?
It is a real box:
Why someone would pay $80+ for it is beyond me.
It is a real box:
Why someone would pay $80+ for it is beyond me.
08-31-2014, 12:42 AM
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Hard to believe that the smartest woman in the world could babble like this. Can you imagine if she becomes president.
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
HUH?
Say What…??????
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary Clinton, 11 March 2014
If anyone figures it out...pass it back up the chain!
08-31-2014, 09:10 AM
#30
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A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because azzholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them.
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because azzholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them.
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
08-31-2014, 06:00 PM
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Some great fatherly advice here........
