leif.anderson93

Might as well get it started...

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be
found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt
...."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband? A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out..
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses? A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of
humor!

Kerrmudgeon

I don't know what happened to my thread, but it's gone. They were supposed to delete a dupe by one member but it appears they sixed the entire thread!


PLEASE read the posts before you post a duplicate!

A lot of work went into that thread early this morning...

leif.anderson93

My apologies...I didn't scroll down far enough before posting. Have a terrific holiday weekend.

vettebuyer6369

Not sure whats gone on with the edits here, but closing this dupe. Please see the other link for more:

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1589680582