66jack

Kerrmudgeon

How a cool chick cracks walnuts.....

ricks327

duramaxsky

out2kayak

jerry gollnick

Please keep posts humorous and not political.

ricks327

ricks327

ricks327

warrenmj

I guess this isn't really humorous, but if DOJ does it's job, it will be true.

out2kayak

warrenmj

I saw the other post too, but this weekly JOKE thread has had political posts for as long as I can remember. If they aren't racist or hateful, then if someone doesn't like political posts, then don't read this weekly post.

GEM '62

There are racist jokes, ethnic jokes, religious jokes, sexiest jokes, political jokes, family jokes, clean jokes, dirty jokes etc, etc, etc. What do they have in common? They are JOKES. Maybe we should list all the categories and have a Friday Funny thread for each individual one so you can read only the ones that you feel won't offend you. Or maybe some people just shouldn't read the, present, weekly thread.

64Corvette

"They are JOKES. Maybe some people just shouldn't read the, present, weekly thread."
I think this is the correct answer!

I for one Thank Kerrmudgeon for starting this tread,not to mention his, ever changing, beautiful, avatars, ever week and for the the rest of you that participate also. But we have had this discussion before so lets not stretch it out again!

Job well done guys!

out2kayak

I'm not sure if Jerry was making a joke or not. It seems to be his continual contribution to the Weekly Joke thread:

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1591764561

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1591806146

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1589229394

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1589227730

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1589008935

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1586608155

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1586455418

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1586242224

The funny thing is that his only other joke thread comment was what could be perceived as an anti-Bible comment:

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...post1588376652

Nothing against the guy, but it's a trend.

4 Speed Dave

Some people don't have a funny bone in their body and take everything personally. I think that guy would last about 5 minutes hanging around me and my friends.

out2kayak

To get this thread back on track, here is a picture of a giraffe with a neck tie:

out2kayak

Warnings that should be placed on beer bottles:

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you think that you are whispering when really you aren’t.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may be a major factor in you staggering around like an idiot.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the urge to call that really hot girl who is just dying to hear from you, when in fact she really isn’t.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you erroneously think that you have suddenly been endowed with amazing skills at Karate and Kickboxing.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol make cause you to think that you are invisible.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the impression that people aren’t really laughing AT you, they’re laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may lead to unexplained carpet burns on your forehead.

WARNING: Consuming alcohol may mislead you into thinking that you are more handsome, stronger, smarter, and tougher than a really, really large man named Hans.

out2kayak

April fools day is coming -- have you been thinking of what you are going to do?

Kerrmudgeon

Any of the above are great, as long as they make the majority of the folks reading it giggle, laugh, or even snicker. Note the word majority! If you have to wonder if that's true....it probably isn't and shouldn't be included.
For the record and to give him his due VicZ started this thread years before I took over, a few years ago. It was originally called Friday, time for a smile. I asked him if he wanted a break after years of it and he accepted. Vic!

Thanks for the compliments everyone and thanks for participating,... laughter is the best medicine.






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