(@Y@) FRIDAY FUNNIES (@Y@) October 21st 2016 weekend
10-21-2016, 06:24 PM
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10-21-2016, 06:35 PM
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10-21-2016, 11:10 PM
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked, with a man.
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat .
HE paid for your Football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'?
The cabby replies,
'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked, with a man.
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat .
HE paid for your Football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'?
The cabby replies,
'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
10-22-2016, 12:22 AM
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Benny has been going on the hunting trip for years.
This year his wife tells him he can't go. All the guys are upset, but he says he will abide by his wife's wishes.
When the guys arrive at the hunting site, Benny is already there, drinking a beer with the fire going and
they ask what happened.
He tells them that when he got home Friday night she greeted him
all dolled up in a sexy negligee and told him to tie her up on the bed and do what ever he wanted.
HERE I AM!
85 year old women is stopped by a police officer.
She immediately informs him that she has a license to carry.
He thanks her and asks what she has.
She says she has a 357 in the glove box.
He says ok. She says I also have a 45 on the passenger seat,
He says ok.
She says I have a 308 in my purse.
He say's "Are you afraid of something?"
She says "NOT A ---damn thing!"
This year his wife tells him he can't go. All the guys are upset, but he says he will abide by his wife's wishes.
When the guys arrive at the hunting site, Benny is already there, drinking a beer with the fire going and
they ask what happened.
He tells them that when he got home Friday night she greeted him
all dolled up in a sexy negligee and told him to tie her up on the bed and do what ever he wanted.
HERE I AM!
85 year old women is stopped by a police officer.
She immediately informs him that she has a license to carry.
He thanks her and asks what she has.
She says she has a 357 in the glove box.
He says ok. She says I also have a 45 on the passenger seat,
He says ok.
She says I have a 308 in my purse.
He say's "Are you afraid of something?"
She says "NOT A ---damn thing!"
Last edited by Larry P; 10-22-2016 at 12:31 AM.
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