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03-19-2017, 04:55 PM
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03-19-2017, 05:28 PM
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
The collector replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You just made my day. Now I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
The collector replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You just made my day. Now I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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