Elderly Woman Crashes C4 Into Bread Shop
06-13-2012, 11:29 AM
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Melting Slicks
06-13-2012, 02:02 PM
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06-13-2012, 04:50 PM
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Melting Slicks
06-13-2012, 04:51 PM
#48
Drifting
A sad event for both woman and Corvette, not to mention the bakery shop. As if the world couldn't get more cruller......
06-13-2012, 06:39 PM
#54
Drifting
Police examined weather conditions during the mishap. Outside was dry but inside the bakery reports were heavy with sprinkles..
06-13-2012, 08:32 PM
#56
Safety Car
thought these jokes might be getting a little crusty..
06-13-2012, 08:33 PM
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Drifting
06-13-2012, 09:10 PM
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Drifting
06-14-2012, 04:33 PM
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Melting Slicks
Read about it here: Elderly Woman Crashes C4 Into Bread Shop
An old hippie chick, (who is reportedly Danish), was short on dough, and was looking for a little bread at an ATM.
After the crash, when asked "How was your day, dear?", she replied "Not bad. I thought I was on a roll but ended up just loafing because the bakery did not offer to-go orders.”
Police examined weather conditions during the mishap. Outside was dry, but inside the bakery, reports say there were heavy sprinkles. When questioned by police, she said she had muffin to do with it....
She was baked, and was just trying to rise to the occasion.
Someone told her to do a donut, but she may now come down with a yeast infection.
At least we now know what her favorite flower is.
But now her C4 is toast...the lady barely escaped with her buns intact. Yep...her car is cooked. There are suspicions that she wanted to trade it in on a Kaiser because her Vette is no creampuff. She didn't have enough bread for a C5.
Lawyers for the shop owner said that a tort action will be filed against the driver. I hope they don't lochs her away! So Ciabatta get out of there now. The driver broke her twinky finger in the crash.
This could be an expense for this elderly woman. She may have to pump her nickel to install a roll bar.
A sad event for both woman and Corvette, not to mention the bakery shop. As if the world couldn't get more cruller.
I was going to have a crumb-y comeback, but I'll pass, because we don't knead this type of humor.
