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Old 08-18-2011, 06:18 PM
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I came home from work today and had to go to a few places, so I took the Vette. As I was walking towards the car I saw some white stuff under the nose of the car, I bent down and saw it, I could have bursted into tears as my front nose was painted 2 months ago. My wife drove the car a few days ago and I have told her many times that she needs to pay attention a lot more when driving the Vette. Don't park close to parking blocks, always a 45 on curbs and driveways, avoid speed bumps, watch out for potholes etc......

I am very upset at the fact that she did not tell me about it, and I know she herd the scrape when she hit the parking block. She is insured for $500k...... and it was a quick thought! She will never get behind the wheel of it again.

Don't ever let your wives or girlfriends drive your car!!!

Old 08-18-2011, 06:20 PM
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I know I won't...
Old 08-18-2011, 06:23 PM
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Well, as long as you've got your priorities straight ...

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Old 08-18-2011, 06:26 PM
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Well, as long as you've got your priorities straight ...

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I'm guessing that your post was mostly in jest. But Dude,,,,,,,, I love our Vette, but seriously, there is no way I'd get that fired up about a scrape on the nose.
Old 08-18-2011, 06:31 PM
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I too recently took my 88 C4 for a trip and noticed that it too had been kissed by a parking block or curb right on the front center position. It also had a new paint job on it 3 years ago and was pristine....not anymore!

I asked my girlfriend about it.......and it was like "I didn't hit ANYTHING!"

I gave the car to her...so I said Yes you did, but it's not the way to treat a Vette. Some things you just have to let go.
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well here is problem number 1

if you can see the scape then the car isnt lowered enough

problem number 2

you walked up to your car from the front

solution number 1

lower the car~!~!

solution number 2

walk up to your car from behind !!!
Old 08-18-2011, 06:50 PM
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Get rid of the wife, also you will most likely have more money for mods that way....
Old 08-18-2011, 06:51 PM
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I watched my wife back into a picnic table last week. glad it was a plastic one. No damage. If you let some one drive your car you are always taking a chance.
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Originally Posted by mel3535
Get rid of the wife, also you will most likely have more money for mods that way....
Old 08-18-2011, 07:07 PM
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This is why my wife never drives my Vette. She has a problem judging distances, and scrapes the curb whenever she drives my Durango. I shudder to think what she would do trying to park the Vette!
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Originally Posted by mel3535
Get rid of the wife, also you will most likely have more money for mods that way....
but then again .....I have never been married and all my friends say I am the smartest guy they know ............. can you say.......

more mods for me and dont need permission
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Originally Posted by Gitusum
but then again .....I have never been married and all my friends say I am the smartest guy they know ............. can you say.......

more mods for me and dont need permission
same. i'm only 27, all my friends seem to be getting married or have kids, one is already getting a divorce after two years of being married.

...and i just bought a vette and go to trackdays.
Old 08-18-2011, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Gitusum
well here is problem number 1

if you can see the scape then the car isnt lowered enough

problem number 2

you walked up to your car from the front

solution number 1

lower the car~!~!

solution number 2

walk up to your car from behind !!!
L8R ZFLASH
Old 08-18-2011, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Gitusum
but then again .....I have never been married and all my friends say I am the smartest guy they know ............. can you say.......

more mods for me and dont need permission
again , but this does explain how/why you have enough spare parts that you could build another Vette . Every time I see a part I want or need, you've beaten me to it. Then I just wait for one of your sales. L8R ZFLASH
Old 08-18-2011, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ZFLASH
again , but this does explain how/why you have enough spare parts that you could build another Vette . Every time I see a part I want or need, you've beaten me to it. Then I just wait for one of your sales. L8R ZFLASH
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My wife cant drive a stick..
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Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg
I came home from work today and had to go to a few places, so I took the Vette. As I was walking towards the car I saw some white stuff under the nose of the car, I bent down and saw it, I could have bursted into tears as my front nose was painted 2 months ago. My wife drove the car a few days ago and I have told her many times that she needs to pay attention a lot more when driving the Vette. Don't park close to parking blocks, always a 45 on curbs and driveways, avoid speed bumps, watch out for potholes etc......

I am very upset at the fact that she did not tell me about it, and I know she herd the scrape when she hit the parking block. She is insured for $500k...... and it was a quick thought! She will never get behind the wheel of it again.

Don't ever let your wives or girlfriends drive your car!!!
My wife drives ours daily. Yesterday, she had the day off of work so she washed it and shined it up real nice.

She didn't want to buy the car, so it was "my" car until she started driving it. Now she's nice enough to let me drive it when we both go places, but it's mostly "her" car and she loves it!

I would drive it daily myself but I have a company provided work vehicle I need to use...

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Old 08-18-2011, 07:39 PM
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I won't agree or disagree until we see the obligatory picture of your wife too
Old 08-18-2011, 07:44 PM
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Just have your wife plastidip the front end.
Could have been worse...
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Old 08-18-2011, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 4cRanch
I won't agree or disagree until we see the obligatory picture of your wife too
omg there it is!!!



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