Chilliwack vettes

So ... I wasn't going to respond to this thread because the OP never included any pics so I can't begin to estimate his damage. I also don't want to get involved in the 'Who do you love more - dog or car' stupidity. However... I will respond to some great one-liners!

That right there is funny stuff!

If a tree falls in the forest....
So where ARE all the tree-huggers?!



That's a shake-my-head funny especially since I drive both!
(I really expected this one to be a powder keg!)

Time for a thread lock!

ztheusa

You were lucky, because you didn't have time to swerve and hit a tree.

Never try to miss an animal with a big swerve. That is how people get killed.

Dog's owner should buy you a new car.

fendermender

Haven't been around here a lot lately. Just have to say as a dog lover I have no sympathy for dogs left to run loose. Anytime ours gets loose, we are right there looking for it. It gets hit I would be upset but not at the person who hit it.

Ever hit one on a Harley? I have. It's head hit the crashbar. I suspect it wanted to bite my leg but wasn't counting on the crashbar. My wife at the time was near tears...do you think it's OK? I said I hope it's dead. If it got under the front wheel both our asses would be sliding down the pavement.

Funny. Everyone would be all sympatetic if the OP hit a deer. Well that's a wild animal that doesn't know any better. Dogs are suposed to be domesticated and trained. But some people get em, never bother to train them and just let em run.

calvins

I had a wild turkey blast through my windshield at about 65mph... does that count?

Bounced off my leathers. How I didn't go down, I still don't understand. I was spitting feathers in my fullface Bell. Checked my heart - it was ok, my 'derware weren't as lucky...

Gathered my bearings, got off and went to get the bird. Figured I may as well roast it up. Don't you know the dam*ed thing got up and ran into the woods! sheesh....

But... I digress...

lxconv331

Vette_DD

Enough.