Capt Van

Ms. Karen's fabulous Fast Black Grand Sport Convertible is for sale. I'd like to say it was only driven by a lil' ole' lady from Florida but I don't want to have to sleep on the sofa again

The day she drove it off the showroom floor.



So here's the good, the bad, the ugly and the why.

The Good, the options

3LT PREFERED EQUIPMENT GROUP
*SPORT SEATS, POWER BOLSTER & POWER LUMBAR
*POWER CONVERTIBLE TOP (POWER BEING THE IMPORTANT PART)
*HEATED SEATS
*STEERING COLUMN, TILT AND TELESCOPING
*NAVIGATION SYSTEM W/AM/FM CD PLAYER
*BOSE PREMIUM AUDIO 9 SPEAKERS (NEVER CRANKED UP PAST 4 I'M SURE)
*UNIVERSAL HOME REMOTE
*BLUETOOTH
*HEADS-UP DISPLAY
MAGNETIC SELECTIVE RIDE CONTROL, (INCLUDES TOUR AND SPORT SETTINGS PROBABLY NEVER IN SPORT MODE)
6 SPEED PADDLE SHIFT AUTOMATIC TRANS (WHAT CAN i SAY?)
TWO-TONE SEATS WITH EMBROIDERY
RED CALIPERS (HEY THEY WERE GETTING $595 FOR THEM THEN)
GRAND SPORT BLACK ALUMINUM WHEELS
ZR1 SPOILER

EXTRA GOODIES
FIBERGLASS ZR1 SPLITTER (MORE ABOUT THAT LATER) AND SIDE SKIRTS
CORSA CAT-BACK EXHAUST SYSTEM
GMPP PROTECTION PLAN GOOD THROUGH 09/17/2019 AND 56,015 MILES...INCLUDED. HOW'S THEM APPLES?

PLUS, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE A FABULOUS HOME COOKED MEAL FROM MS KAREN WHEN YOU COME PICK IT UP.

I PDI it myself, don't like the dealers putting any of that greasy kids stuff on my cars. I gave it good gentile buff out and removed about 60-70% of the orange peal, just about as close to patent leather as you can get without sanding and that's a no never thing with black.

The pictures



6700 MILES


Little spice on the door handles



CORSA CAT-BACK


NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE DRAGON...SHE'S JUST BRAGGING




































THE BAD....IT'S BLACK..IT'S BAD

THE UGLY

As bad as I want to say not a scratch on it and is no damage the Vette it's self, I did find this. When Ms Karen was politely asked about it she said "I have no clue what you are talking about...get it fixed". Just haven't had the time, just happened a couple weeks ago. You can have it if you want or if it tips you over I'll remove the splitter.


THE ZR1 FIBERGLASS SPLITTER

AND NOW THE WHY



FST-R-BLK





STICKER SHOCK


I guess I saved the best for last, she can be yours for

$47,500

One more thing I MIGHT MIGHT consider an extremely nice C5 as partial trade.

Lets talk
Capt. Van
727-992-1067

Biggus Blockus

Beautiful car, well presented with facts, great pics and a sense of humor.
GLWS!

Capt Van

Thanks for looking Big...and reading it all.

kstine98

Now that is a PROPER for sale ad!

swissguy

Well, I've seen the car and know the seller.
I recommend without any hesitation!

Zeake

Best ad I've seen in a while. Well done sir. I like the new one.

Capt Van

OK looks like I have to step up my game...SO.. the dinner by Miss Karen will be her famous butter, garlic and white wine sauteed deconstructed lobster.




I know.. I know with that now included I should raise the price..but it can still be yours for the same or close to it.

I did mention that it is bad *** black didn't I?

Capt Van

I guess the Monstah Lobstah deal did it.

topper7788

Thanks van, Beautiful car, and priced fairly.. Not too mention a gentleman to deal with... I will try and take good care of it...

swissguy

Congrats to the seller and the buyer!

SLO VETTE

Ooooooooooh boy. That look Z-licious!

Capt Van

Karen has already been hot footin it up and down Burnt Store Road. She says life is too short to drive slow cars

SLO VETTE

I'll drop off my Z if she needs a dose of what a slow car feels like.

Capt Van

She will tell you Jim that there is a simple fix for you called the 4 bolt adjustment.


You just remove the 4 bolts that hold your license plate in place and use the same 4 bolts to attach your plate to another car.

She does know the heartache of poky cars she did have a BMW once....once

SLO VETTE

Once.....

SLO VETTE

Just like Johnny Dangerously.....once.....

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