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[Z06] Canadian Bacon Prices reach all time low at $9.53 per 1/4mile

Old 12-28-2015, 11:59 PM
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Default Canadian Bacon Prices reach all time low at $9.53 per 1/4mile

Well some Bacon azz tookie lookin knuckle pucker done gone out to the local dirt track thats most likely sanctioned by 3 blind men and a moose named lucky and set the world on fire.

This deserves my kudos of a job well done my Candadian friend (not on facebook though you pervert... inside joke).

Now his video was filmed with the finest Canadian potato apparently so dont expect to learn anything, see anything because it looks like a video of 2 black **** roaches fighting over a milk dud going down the track at night.

Who you ask is capable of such an astounding feat and not have his own thread because he's to busy pushing his favorite local moose to the edge of the cliff?

Well it is non other than Sebast19x aka The canadian Seemepeemommylook@meMommyWhosmydaddywasH eAamerican?

To the nitty gritty the shin digity and several other words that Seepasture wont be able to translate.

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Happy new year to all of you corvette forum members
This is my last submission from my 2015 racing season

First N/A C6 Z06 M6 with 17’’ Drag Radial on Corvette Forum to record a 9.7x, 9.6x, and 9.5x

Year of the Z06: 2008
Tires used on the pass: Hoosier DR2 315-35-17, Front skinnies , Weld RT-S wheels
Performance Mods (if any): Vararam SC1R, ARH, FAST 102/102, RPS BC2 clutch, Meziere EWP, Custom Iceman cam, MSD 8.5mm, MSD LS 2 step, S.I.R.P. Tune, Oil catch can, 160 stats, Stock Z06 Trans. ratio, C6 rear end, Stock C6 rear axle, PFADT shocks, Some weight reduction, Custom axle back, Stock LS7 heads, Stock LS7 internals, No water meth injection
Category submitted for: Bolt-On with internal engine mods

60'............. 1.374
330'........... 3.995
660'........... 6.146
660’ mph.... 114.16
1000'.......... 7.983
1320'.......... 9.530
1320’ mph… 145.86

Name of the track: Napierville Dragway
Date of pass: 10 October 2015
Weather conditions: (include Density Altitude, if known): Sunny, No wind, Beautiful day, Between -400 to -550 all day
Image of complete Time Slip:



Link to Corvette Forum thread containing report:

Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DNc...ature=youtu.be

There it is folks!!! very impressive all around!

to probably one of the longest most entertaining car forum rivalries Sebastinks Vs. Fartpipe

Questions we all have to hear....

1) Why do the timeslips say October 10th 2015?????
2)What RATION is that C6 rear?
3)Whats the car weigh now cupcake?
4)STOCK C6Z heads.... thats a LOOOSE term... stock heads, milled,ported,valve guides changed,valves changed? STOCK HEADS DOH!
5)What do you owe to the recent drop in ET from your previous outtings?

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Old 12-29-2015, 12:11 AM
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Wow, that's incredible. Congrats!
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Old 12-29-2015, 12:34 AM
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Congrats! Fantastic times ! Not the best track in the world either. Guys I know who run there all run faster at Atco or MIR.
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Old 12-29-2015, 12:37 AM
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I'm going with no headwind for #5.
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Old 12-29-2015, 08:25 AM
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This is a huge let down. I was expecting to see a pig run a 1/4 mile.
Old 12-29-2015, 09:45 AM
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Rpmextra will be in shortly to defend whatever vague crap seabass posts and to see if he needs his pillow fluffed
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^^^ hahaha ain't that the truth. This bs is old now with seb and his 1/4 mile games
Old 12-29-2015, 10:54 AM
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What happened to keeping it real?! Lol lost art I guess!
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Originally Posted by StockasaRockC6
What happened to keeping it real?! Lol lost art I guess!
Not sure what you mean by keeping it real?

Seabiscuit is real!! I saw the movie once... It was horrible!

Cenobast not a lot of love in here for your Canadian Shenanigans. Better step up your game buttercup
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Not sure what you mean by keeping it real?

Seabiscuit is real!! I saw the movie once... It was horrible!

Cenobast not a lot of love in here for your Canadian Shenanigans. Better step up your game buttercup
Lol you have the strangest humor but I kinda dig it. Preach on!
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Originally Posted by StockasaRockC6
Lol you have the strangest humor but I kinda dig it. Preach on!
Agreeded lol
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Fartpipe is that you in the background of the video repeating over and over "he did it again"? What's with the black and white video?
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If these well run passes keep magically appearing one by one, we just may see some famous quotes like these from days gone by.

Originally Posted by Sébast19X
I'm wondering when the list should be updated ...
Thank you


Sébast
Originally Posted by Sébast19X
Anyone have idea why the fastlist are not updated. I have lost 1 month and a half of visibility !!!
Originally Posted by Sébast19X
Who is the admin of the fast list and why it is that only my times have not been updated in about 5 years ?

Why is only one fastlist admin if it is the case ?
I only speak for myself, and I have found that I have lost about 5 years of visibility. Alot of people give a look at that list.


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C'mon Seb answer some questions... I answered all the questions when I was asked after running my time...
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Great job Canada #1.
Glad to see someones hard work payoff. And it must be rewarding knowing that you do most all the work on the car yourself.
I guess the next goal is taking out the H/C cam "auto conversion" record.
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Originally Posted by FSTFRC
Fartpipe is that you in the background of the video repeating over and over "he did it again"? What's with the black and white video?

Sorry it wasnt me this time. I was to busy kissing Sebs mom on the lips.... not saying which lips.


I can say this since Seb is scared to come into his celebration thread. He cries to me through PM and FB messenger not saying congrats on his new PB and now I go out of my way to make him a special roast and nothing. I find it insulting degrading and rather deceitful. It took me 9.53 seconds of my life to make this thread. I type about 32-33 words per minute on the back side. I have some big cubic inched fingers and some say I have more than 10 fingers. They are definitely stock keys with my custom untouching fine tuning. Not just anyone can make these poor english typed posts so Zebustp90x can understand. I know he's reading them and asking James his transgender to help him decipher the vacuum pump undertones I use for my posts. However in the end I jest maybe my weight is in question and thats why he wont give me the time of day in October he will reply

Yet another dissatisfied customer of S.I.P tuning corporation. If this keeps up i'll race gas Q16 this post. I'll mill myself down and flycut the **** out this thing if I have to. I'm a honey badger i dont give a Sebhit!

Just call me 2950 unline scale system engineer with a 640hp IQ genious!!
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Old 12-30-2015, 07:37 PM
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Wow, I just discovered this post !!!!

250% Hilarious !!!!

Fartingbigsmellcrashcammednitrousonecyli ndermanifoldpipesmydreamsgameover.

You are alive !!!!!

You never wake up after the 9.71 ....
You never wake up after the 9.61 ....
You wake up from the limb after my 9.53 ....

Damn you are soooo timing retarded brain that I love you that way !!!!

XXX

I will ask to my interprets to write to you soon
Keep on

Truly you'rs
Seb :can adaflag:

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Originally Posted by LS9Drew
Rpmextra will be in shortly to defend whatever vague crap seabass posts and to see if he needs his pillow fluffed
Hey pornflakesls9drewbarrymore what you want to know more there ?

Clutch fluid brand ?
Transmission oil color ?
Coolant additive added ?
Air or Nitrogene in the rear tires ?
Too bad, this is propriatary information classed top secret.

All I can tell: I have a M6 N/A C6 Z06 car with a LS7 engine that run 9.5300000 at 145.86 mp/h in the 1/4 mile.

I repeat: I have a M6 N/A C6 Z06 car with a LS7 engine that run 9.5300000 at 145.86 mp/h in the 1/4 mile.

Another time ? nah

Best regards,
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Wow!!! Chalk this up to the lamest response from my northern sister SitsonahousefullofLiesbast91z!!!

Truly not worth the pot you drive in.

Wake up?
Someone needs to wake up if you think I believe that mod list cupcake!



Originally Posted by Sébast19X
Wow, I just discovered this post !!!!

250% Hilarious !!!!

Fartingbigsmellcrashcammednitrousonecyli ndermanifoldpipesmydreamsgameover.

You are alive !!!!!

You never wake up after the 9.71 ....
You never wake up after the 9.61 ....
You wake up from the limb after my 9.53 ....

Damn you are soooo timing retarded brain that I love you that way !!!!

XXX

I will ask to my interprets to write to you soon
Keep on

Truly you'rs
Seb :can adaflag:

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