red63vette

Subject: Priorities...........
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>>>A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife
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>>>Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
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>>>Sergeant : What is her height ?
>>>Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
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>>>Sergeant : Build?
>>>Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
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>>>Sergeant : Color of eyes?
>>>Husband : Never noticed.
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>>>Sergeant : Color of hair?
>>>Husband : Changes according to season.
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>>>Sergeant : What was she wearing?
>>>Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
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>>>Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
>>>Husband : yes.
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>>>Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
>>>Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying...
>>>Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.