If your town has a water shortage, I can help.
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If your town has a water shortage, I can help.
That's right folks. If you live in an area that's been through a drought, PM me. I can give you the rain that you need. Here's how it works. The Corvette is my secondary car. It seems every time I take it our after the last time I washed it, Mother Nature makes it pour at one point of my trip. As I write this, the sun is breaking out but only after it poured for 20 minutes while I was driving before. Prior to that, it was sitting for 2 weeks under the cover in the garage right after it was washed.
As a good samaritan, I am willing to tour the country to visit any drought ridden towns and bring the much needed rain to you. All I ask is that your town pays for the hand car washes, fuel and depreciation costs. Thank you.
As a good samaritan, I am willing to tour the country to visit any drought ridden towns and bring the much needed rain to you. All I ask is that your town pays for the hand car washes, fuel and depreciation costs. Thank you.
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We don't need you.
Thanks anyway,
Seattle
Thanks anyway,
Seattle
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This thread made me laugh as it always rains after I wash too.
#5
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Snow, high wind storm, now rain we got it all, but thanks for the offer.
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It's rained every day (and snowed four time) since October 1st except for five days here in Portland Oregon.
This winter sucks!
This winter sucks!
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We can use you in OKC.
I hate washing mine and my wife's Vettes and then it sprinkles just enough to make the cars dirty again.
I hate washing mine and my wife's Vettes and then it sprinkles just enough to make the cars dirty again.
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We can use your services to wash away the all over the streets in NJ.
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After you finish up in Ok and NJ, come on down to Fl, we've been pretty dry this winter, and we're going into our dry season. We could use a good soaking.
Sounds like a decent cruise.
PS. It's spring break so call ahead for accommodations.
Sounds like a decent cruise.
PS. It's spring break so call ahead for accommodations.
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So I hear. My buddy lives in Fort Lauderdale. He tells me it's absolute insanity during spring break. He refuses to go to the beach, and the traffic is like a parking lot. Here's a pic of the beach from last week he sent me.
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very clever sir....
That's right folks. If you live in an area that's been through a drought, PM me. I can give you the rain that you need. Here's how it works. The Corvette is my secondary car. It seems every time I take it our after the last time I washed it, Mother Nature makes it pour at one point of my trip. As I write this, the sun is breaking out but only after it poured for 20 minutes while I was driving before. Prior to that, it was sitting for 2 weeks under the cover in the garage right after it was washed.
As a good samaritan, I am willing to tour the country to visit any drought ridden towns and bring the much needed rain to you. All I ask is that your town pays for the hand car washes, fuel and depreciation costs. Thank you.
As a good samaritan, I am willing to tour the country to visit any drought ridden towns and bring the much needed rain to you. All I ask is that your town pays for the hand car washes, fuel and depreciation costs. Thank you.
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We just had some rain the past couple of days, but later this summer, when it doesn't rain much here, I may give you a call.