LehmanZ06

That's right my fellow numb nuts HPDE #1---WE RULE !

1) Guys who track their guy can count from 10 BACKWARDS !

2) Our girlfriends have bigger breasts

3) HPDE'ers have more and better gold jewelery

4) Our Chests have more hair

5) Hell we have more hair on our backs, then some autoxers have on their heads

6) We also love to do the show and shine circuit

7) "Itchy *****" Lehman isn't one of us

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AUTOX'ERS SUCK BECAUSE:

1) Girly men who don't have the guts to do 150 mph

2) Most of the chicks at a autox are fellow racers--barf !

3) They are so competitive that I have seen some guys compete as to whose bladder can hold the most urine, when the timing equipment goes beserk

4) They let non corvettes race

5) A lot of young punks---(now some of their girlfriends however are HOT)

6) Chicks aren't dying to lay a guy who drives around cones all weekend

7) I am one of them. Sorry----Itchy ***** is here to stay !

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David "Itchy *****" Lehman

gonzalezfj

David, only 150 MPH? Life begins at 170, my friend; but for that you need a hairy-chested C6Z06

And another thing... please get some medication for your gonads.

Frank Gonzalez

LehmanZ06

Frank---

What are talking about 170 ?
Is that like Gorilla years.

I Really thought you were just in your late 80's

See you in Kansas...............

(What was the address to the nursing home you live in out there again ?)

I was going to bring you out some JELLO. You know easy to chew and everything. Your favorite flavor was Lime right ?

Sincerely
2 ***** and a Stick

gonzalezfj

No, you know I meant 170 MPH, where that 90 lb weakling you drive cannot get to.

I'm coming down to FL in February with the C6Z. Maybe we can take a couple of laps at Sebring??? You have a massaged ASP car, so I guess it would be a fair fight. Hell, by then I will be 66. One foot already in the grave...

Best,

Frank Gonzalez

LehmanZ06

I don't go to the track----

Not enough *****, no mechanical ability to fix anything if it breaks, and hopefully I still have some time left on the planet.

Take care Frank (god that sounds so wimpy),

David