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Old 04-26-2007, 10:37 AM   #1
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Why doesn't the husband just spend the 6 large on a couple of young hot hookers instead?

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Old 04-26-2007, 10:39 AM   #2
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You can put new wheels on the truck but if the grill is messed up it is a waste. Not a fan of fake titz anyway. It might be a diversion away from an ugly face.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:40 AM   #3
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It might be a diversion away from an ugly face.
Beat me to it.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:40 AM   #4
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What's really wild is when a slim has a bitchin' O.E.M. bod but is harder in the face than concrete.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:41 AM   #5
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Maybe these ugly wifes give the most incredible SSH and they aer just trying to make any improvements possible. Many an ugly woman has gotten married due to their sexual performance!
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:42 AM   #6
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Because he has to wake up to ole Sasquatch every morning. With fake hoo-ha's, he can wake up and motor boat if he so chooses.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:44 AM   #7
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yep, rebuilt wrecks definitely arenít as good as new leased rides
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:46 AM   #8
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To me, it does not matter how fantastically large the biznoobies are if the face got hit by a Jagermeister truck.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:53 AM   #9
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Many an ugly woman has gotten married due to their sexual performance!
Is that how you got a wife?
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:03 AM   #10
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What's really wild is when a slim has a bitchin' O.E.M. bod but is harder in the face than concrete.
About 25 years ago, I used to work with a young lady like that. Really sweet girl, neat and clean, fantastic bod, but man, the poor girl was NOT easy on the eyes.....
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:07 AM   #11
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meh...who cares about face looks. More often than not its pointing away from me while doing the hibbedy dibbedy anyway. If she's got a nice body, can make a good roast beef sammich (minus oatmeal), and brings home good money...I'm fine with it.

Life is to short to mess with fake bewbs when there are so many shining examples of unmodded OEM racks to be had.

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Old 04-26-2007, 11:11 AM   #12
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About 25 years ago, I used to work with a young lady like that. Really sweet girl, neat and clean, fantastic bod, but man, the poor girl was NOT easy on the eyes.....
I worked with a girl about seven years ago at Humana who was like that. It was almost unfair how homely she was in the face, but her bod was amazing. Perfectly proportioned bass, treble, and mid-range response. She could have made one heckuva body double if you didn't photograph her from the neck down.

I started to fix her up with one of my buddies who was single at the time following a recent divorce. I knew he'd appreciate her bodily attributes and sweet disposition, but he'd surely rank me for fixing him up with a Bowser.

The others slims in the department nicknamed her "Cable Dog" that's how ugly she was. I can still see the black, coarse hair on her arms, her unibrow and those remarkably ripe, jutting tigglebitties of her. Her gearbox was insane, too.

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Old 04-26-2007, 11:18 AM   #13
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:21 AM   #14
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An ugly woman with fake ***** is still better than an ugly woman with tiny *****.
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maybe it's not about what the husband wants.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:22 AM   #16
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Consolation booby prize....
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What's really wild is when a slim has a bitchin' O.E.M. bod but is harder in the face than concrete.
Somehow that has never deterred meh....errr some people.
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To me, it does not matter how fantastically large the biznoobies are if the face got hit by a Jagermeister truck.
think "american flag"
think lights out
think watch **** while she bangs you

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