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Old 03-11-2010, 04:34 PM   #1
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One of my good buddys was a mechanic for some time and he has this picture he kept on top of his box that was a "3/4" socket tester".

Basically it has a small circle in the middle that says place socket here with a bunch of weird lines all around the paper. When you put a 3/4" socket on there and step back the reflection on the socket is a silhouette of a naked lady.

Has anyone else seen this and know where i can get a copy? I've searched google for 30 minutes with no luck. I can make a copy of his but its pretty dirty and torn up so I'd like a fresh one.

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Old 03-11-2010, 04:46 PM   #2
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never seen it, but it'd be pretty cool
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:47 PM   #3
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Never heard of it, but you need to clean it up, scan it, and post it up for the rest of us to print out and put on our tool boxes.
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sounds perty neat
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I wonder if you could do it in reverse? As in draw the picture on the socket with a sharpie, shine a strong light on it, then trace out the image from the reflection? *ponders*
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I wonder if you could do it in reverse? As in draw the picture on the socket with a sharpie, shine a strong light on it, then trace out the image from the reflection? *ponders*
And that would take someone with way more talent than i have. I'm sure someone in off topic could come up with something though.

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FOUND IT!



IBT
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.......... not quite
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.......... not quite
is this more to your liking?

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I've got exactly what you are looking for. I've had it since 1969. PM me your email and I will send it to you.
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I've got exactly what you are looking for. I've had it since 1969. PM me your email and I will send it to you.
PM it? Post it for all of us!
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I've got exactly what you are looking for. I've had it since 1969. PM me your email and I will send it to you.
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PM it? Post it for all of us!



Scan it.

Post it.
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PM it? Post it for all of us!
PM me your email and I'll send it to you and you can post it.

I don't know how.
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is this more to your liking?

holy crap, you found it!
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I've got exactly what you are looking for. I've had it since 1969. PM me your email and I will send it to you.
message sent, I think i can post it on here.
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Sounds neat but to small. Something like a 36 mm or larger socket would be better!
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Honestly, I dont think its going to work?



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Honestly, I dont think its going to work?



Put some Zaino on that and it will.
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