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gixxerbill 02-22-2014 06:59 PM

The previous corvette models owners are going to hate this post.
 
Hey this is the internet and its the c7 subforum where things about the c7 are discussed. Well here is what happened last night with a very very pretty girl.

I was out with some friends having a few drinks and this 25 year old girl was sitting at our table. The guy to her left was about 55 to 60 I guess. He pulled out his phone and showed her a pic of a 69 Vette thinking it would impress her. She shook her and said I am not into corvettes at all sorry.

I felt bad for the guy but concerned myself after dropping $78k for my yellow stingray. So I whipped out my phone brought up my pic of my stingray and said what about this one? She smiled and said, "oh, I like that one WOW it looks exotic did you drive it here?" I said yes and she asked to see it so we went outside the bar leaving all the other gold rolex wearing guys holding their peckers with a duh look on their faces.

Showed her the car and she loved it especially guages changing with the driving modes. Then I said push the screen button the screen goes down exposing my 32 auto in the hidden compartment and she about freak'd on how cool that was. I thought about asking her about going for a ride then remember i have been married for 29 years and said well ready to go back inside. But it still made me feel good I could have. :woohoo:

So single guys get ready for a great return on investment and sorry for the story to previous model owners but you can pony up for one too its only money :D

Slappy3243 02-22-2014 07:01 PM

How did you manage to pay $78,000?

gixxerbill 02-22-2014 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by Slappy3243 (Post 1586238109)
How did you manage to pay $78,000?

It was a dealer car with every dang option plus 6.25 % texas sales tax. But it was msrp.

hawkgfr 02-22-2014 07:28 PM

Heh....if you're counting on the car and whipping your phone out.. I wonder who the real looser is...;)







oh yea..pic of girl or it didn't happen.

Seapar 02-22-2014 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by gixxerbill (Post 1586238131)
It was a dealer car with every dang option plus 6.25 % texas sales tax. But it was msrp.

It would have cost you much more if you took her for a ride, so to speak.

gixxerbill 02-22-2014 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by hawkgfr (Post 1586238293)
Heh....if you're counting on the car and whipping your phone out.. I wonder who the real looser is...;)

Dude everything men do since 13 is to help get or impress chicks. And since we are getting older we need every advantage we can. (besides being almost 50 I work out and was best looking guy at the table anyway. :D

gixxerbill 02-22-2014 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Seapar (Post 1586238299)
It would have cost you much more if you took her for a ride, so to speak.

yes it would have like eddie murphy said HALF to me no chick is worth half. Heck my wife still looks great I don't need strange.

F4Gary 02-22-2014 07:41 PM

You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen.

ATX-C7 02-22-2014 07:45 PM

Uh huh. And when you read her name and number on the napkin she gave you it said Kate Upton right. :rofl:

gixxerbill 02-22-2014 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by F4Gary (Post 1586238401)
You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen.

but nothing did happen and my wife would be very happy. :rofl:

gixxerbill 02-22-2014 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by C6Warrior (Post 1586238392)
I like to impress them with my ()()===/D---- I don't need a Gun or a C7!

so how do you present that in a room full of crowded people without getting busted for indecency? :hide:

TX Navy Vet 02-22-2014 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by gixxerbill (Post 1586238489)
but nothing did happen and my wife would be very happy. :rofl:

Tell your wife you had another chic in your car..... I double dog dare you..... "nothing" happened in your mind but your wife's mind may be different....

think of it this way.... What if your wife brought some young hunk out to her car in a bar parking lot? Would that make you "happy"?

liquorman 02-22-2014 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by Slappy3243 (Post 1586238109)
How did you manage to pay $78,000?

Mine was about the same the tax in Ga. is even higher.

Woodson 02-22-2014 07:56 PM

Sad.

Seapar 02-22-2014 07:57 PM

If it really were Kate Upton, my reply might have been different.:D

Turbooo2u 02-22-2014 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by gixxerbill (Post 1586238325)
Dude everything men do since 13 is to help get or impress chicks. And since we are getting older we need every advantage we can. (besides being almost 50 I work out and was best looking guy at the table anyway. :D

I like your attitude. I'm mid 50s and trying to regain my youth.:lol: Nice to know that the chicks younger than me seem to like the new C7.:cheers:

fdxpilot 02-22-2014 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by gixxerbill (Post 1586238131)
It was a dealer car with every dang option plus 6.25 % texas sales tax. But it was msrp.

Don't tell Skid Mark Joe that you actually paid MSRP. He'll have another one of his fits. :rofl:

ATX-C7 02-22-2014 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by fdxpilot (Post 1586238619)
Don't tell Skid Mark Joe that you actually paid MSRP. He'll have another one of his fits. :rofl:

Now that's hilarious :lolg::lolg::lolg:


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