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'When
you meet Miss Right, make sure her first name isn't "Always"!!'
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'So.
Who wants to be the last straw?'
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'I
didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be
a vegetarian'
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'Where
are we going? And what's with this handbasket?'
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'If
ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic'
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'On
the other hand, you have different fingers'
|
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'God
is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier'
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'I'm
not one of those geeks who's made a fortune on some kind
of software. I'm just a geek'
|
|
'Do
crematoriums give discounts on burn victims?'
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'All
those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand'
|
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'Politicians
are like diapers. They need to be changed often, and for
pretty much the same reasons'
|
'Sometimes
I wake up Grumpy. Other times I let her sleep in.'
|
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'Money
can't buy love. (But it can rent a very close imitation.)'
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'The
difference between the Spice Girls and a porno film is
that the porno film has better music.'
|
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'How
do I set my laser printer on stun?'
|
'And
whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a
"S" in it?'
|
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'If
God dropped acid, would he see people?'
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'I
can only please one person a day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow does not look any better.'
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'I
can see clearly now, the brain is gone...'
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'Very
funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.'
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