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'My
New Year's Resolution is: 1024x768'
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'The
early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese'
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'Don't
use shampoo. Insist on real poo.'
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'Marriage
Means Commitment. (Of course, so does insanity.)'
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'The
difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has
its limits'
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'Beauty
Is In The Eye of the Beerholder'
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'Chaste
Makes Waste'
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'Who
is Hugh Goegurl and why do people keep yelling his name?'
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'Eschew
Obfuscation'
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'What's
another word for thesaurus?'
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'Who
do atheists call out to during sex?'
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'Why
is bra singular and panties plural? Shouldn't it be the
other way around?'
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'I
love cats. They taste like chicken.'
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'I'm
as confused as a baby in a topless bar'
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'If
the funeral procession is at night, do people drive with
their lights off?'
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'If
God had intended us to drink beer, he'd've given us stomachs'
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'To
err is human. Major screw-ups require a computer'
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'Beauty
is only a light switch away'
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"Maybe
it's in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check." - M.
C. Escher
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'When
a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When
a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 per minute.'
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