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As seen on the back of a very large RV:

'0-60 in three blocks'
'Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship'
'Visualize Whirled Peas'
I saw a guy with a truck once who had
'I love my wife'
on one side of his back window. and
'I love my girlfriend'
on the other side of his back window.
'Eat right, Excercise and die anyway!'
'If we were not meant to eat animals.... then why are they made out of meat?'
'I'd Cheat On Hillary Too'
'Thank You For Not Breeding'
'The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog'
'Normal People Worry Me'
'Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're A Moron!'
'Drive It Like You Stole It!'
'If you drink don't park: Accidents cause people'
'My kid got your honor roll student pregnant'
'You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk To Me'
'The Earth Is Full - Go Home'
'I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha'
'He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit'


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