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'CAT:
The other white meat'
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'WARNING!
Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition'
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'Jesus
Is Coming! (Everyone look busy!)'
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'Jesus
Loves You. The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot'
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'Doing
my best to make Inspector Gadget look like an Amish Elder
in a power outage'
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'This
Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me'
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'Give
a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on
fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life'
|
'It's
a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot'
|
'For
Sale: Parachute. Only worn once. Never Opened. Small Stain'
|
'It's
always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it'
|
'Tis
better to have loved and lost than~to live with that b*&%#
for the rest of your life'
|
'Tis
better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved
at all.~--Brought to you by The Divorce Lawyers of America'
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'We
all live in a yellow subroutine'
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'Meddle
not in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and
taste good with ketchup'
|
'Do
I look like a freakin' people person?'
|
'I'm
already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth'
|
'Growing
old is mandatory. Growing up is Optional!'
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'Putting
the "fun" in dysfunctional'
|
'Why
do I keep meeting women who put the "hot" in "psychotic"???'
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