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'Always
the hydrant, never the hound...'
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'Collect
call from Earth. Will you accept the charges?'
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'Too
may freaks, not enough circuses'
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'If
an idle mind is the Devil's workshop, then you must be the
Devil's Home Depot'
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'I
can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one'
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'Don't
be sexist. Chicks hate it.'
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'Is
it time for your medication or mine?'
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'Beauty
is only sin deep'
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'My
two rules for success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything
you know'
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'Today's
oxymoron: Rap Music'
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'Today's
oxymoron: Marijuana Initiative'
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'Walking
that fine line between positive self-esteem and pathetic
self-delusion'
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'You
can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you
can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch'
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'No
Man Is An Island. (But tie a bunch of dead guys together,
and they make a pretty good raft.)'
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'I
like my women like I like my coffee: bitter'
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'I
drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol'
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'Copywight
1997 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.'
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'If
Elvis were alive today, he'd be scratching at the inside
of his coffin'
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'Alcohol
and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.'
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On
the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
key.
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