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'I
love my job, *and* my new medication'
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'Go
ahead, piss me off. I think there's room for one more body.'
|
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'It's
hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything'
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'Dyslexics
have more fnu'
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'Curiosity?
Nope. Got that particular cat with the lawnmower...'
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'How
come when women do it, it's "independence", but when I do
it, it's "fear of commitment"?'
|
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'Sometimes
you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug.'
|
'You!
Out of the gene pool!'
|
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'If
you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough
on the pillow'
|
'Give
Pizza Chants'
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'Does
the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?'
|
'Half
the people reading this are below average'
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'Not
tonight, dear, I have a modem...'
|
'Just
who is this Didley Squat guy, and what's the big deal with
me not knowing him?'
|
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'Wanted:
Schroedinger's Cat. Dead Or Alive.'
|
'Eagles
may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines'
|
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'If
you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate'
|
'ZenCrafters:
Total Enlightenment in about an hour'
|
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'Corduroy
pillows: They're making headlines!'
|
'When
cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws jgwh hwhrula kalyq
majgsatd'
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