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A
fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate road
for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and
he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90mph he
suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There
ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself
and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 110, 120 and finally
130 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?"
he thought suddenly and pulled over.
The
cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined
it and the car.
"I've
had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel
like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving
that I haven't heard before you can go!"
"Last
week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid
you were trying to give her back!"
"Have
a nice night", said the officer.
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