ricks327

Kerr,
Remember, you have an ankle bracelet. But I love the humor.
Once again, welcome back!
Rick

Kerrmudgeon

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

" MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoo fySacramento "

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:

"Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."

jjtoma

Thought of the Day:

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where you get s****y ideas from.

jjtoma

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

jjtoma

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Kerrmudgeon

Not really funny, but interesting nonetheless!

out2kayak

Cell phones for the older generation:



The people of Walmart:



Dell Tech Support:



Bubba's fire alarm:



Sometimes you just have to stop:

Kerrmudgeon

Sex after 60.....

out2kayak

For those with daughters.

GeoffM

That one used to work for me no doubt about it