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Old 08-10-2014, 02:02 AM
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You are driving down a deserted road at night in the Corvette you own now. Suddenly an alien spacecraft beams you and your car up into their spacecraft. Upon seeing your Corvette, the aliens decide they want to bring home to their planet one more of these magnificent machines. They turn to you and ask, "What is the one other Corvette we should bring?" And you say…
Old 08-10-2014, 02:09 AM
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Kerouac, did you have 10 beers again tonight?
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Originally Posted by Gary's '66
Kerouac, did you have 10 beers again tonight?
With questions like this, one must ask if he's been imbibing more than beer.
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Take that code to your leader he will know what it says.
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Originally Posted by Gary's '66
Kerouac, did you have 10 beers again tonight?
Location: South Pasadena CA Nuf' Said.... (Just Kidding)


I'd tell 'em get these from the museum.


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OP has only been mid year corvette owner a couple of months. By all accounts he was normal before. Now look what has happened to him. These cars make you crazy.
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Not his only thread with a question that no one seems to want to answer
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Originally Posted by Gary's '66
Kerouac, did you have 10 beers again tonight?
Just for that, Gary, I'm going to tell them to take YOUR car.
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There is a very strong possibility that many of our cars already were abducted by aliens, taken away someplace, and many of the original parts and features removed and then replaced with wierd foreign parts bearing little resemblance to parts on the car before it was snatched...
damned aliens.
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Which car? The fastest-model C7, of course!

Hope it can dethrone the 427SC Cobra they already have in their Earth car collection. Just don't tell 'em to get some proper-width fifteen-inch 2014 tires equivalent to what's on the Corvette to "even things up"!

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Originally Posted by Kerouac
Just for that, Gary, I'm going to tell them to take YOUR car.
It's covered in tin foil, they'll never find it.
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ET, come back. You left one of your yougin's here and it's asking strange questions. Dennis
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Originally Posted by Kerouac
"What is the one other Corvette we should bring?" And you say…
Take Justplainwacky's car, and put him out of his misery
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Originally Posted by 62Jeff
Take Justplainwacky's car, and put him out of his misery
If they come for my car I'm going to put that 4amp fuse back in, just to drive them nuts.
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Originally Posted by 65hihp
There is a very strong possibility that many of our cars already were abducted by aliens, taken away someplace, and many of the original parts and features removed and then replaced with wierd foreign parts bearing little resemblance to parts on the car before it was snatched...
damned aliens.
In a way, I'm glad they did. Never woulda been able to afford it before, and now I'm not afraid to drive it
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Originally Posted by 6T7L71CPE
Location: South Pasadena CA Nuf' Said.... (Just Kidding)


I'd tell 'em get these from the museum.


Didn't you know? That was the Mole People trying to get our Corvettes.

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