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Not to rain on anyone's parade, but this one actually makes sense if it is in an elementary school. If it was installed "right way up", a small child could not be seen at all . . . but no matter how tall you are, at least your legs will show. Now, as far as identifying who the adult might be - that's a different story. I have actually seen doors installed this way at elementary schools.
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A couple of late ones from my fellow Canuck, and member here... Sammy K.
Chester and Earl are going hunting....
Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't many ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.
Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl looks at Chester and skeptically says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth are you?"
Obviously Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it. There really are only two ducks out there!
Where did you get that dog"?
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can get one from him".
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. All he wants to do is play 'fetch a stick!' I want my money back!"
This concerned the breeder who asked Earl what the dog did.
So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
The relieved breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk. He was trying to tell you there are more ******* ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
11-10-2018, 02:51 AM
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