Some ******* Egged My Vette!!!
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I'd love to go on PINKS with my Astro Van vs. some big winged, fart-canned rice-tard. I beat 'em all the time up the freeway ramps. Little do they know they've been smoked by a 175k mi. mini-van carrying 1000 lbs. of tools & supplies!
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Originally Posted by litevette
When I win, I'm gonna hack your car up. Daytona would be perfect!!!
you would probably overheat on the first lap. If you put your car in the wall or can't finish i still win. If you die i still win.......cash transactions only.
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Originally Posted by litevette
Those vans can be surprising sometimes. My brother has an Aerostar and when he floors it it'll lurch (paint cans and rollers fly to the rear)!!!
It's great to see the expression on the faces of the little rice turds (who are attempting to race around you up the on-ramp) as you go flying past in a "soccer-mom" van...
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Originally Posted by SkunkApe
The Asto has a 4.3l V6 w/210hp (there's also a supercharger kit available ). I think the gearing is what gives it the "go". I've never thought of a mini-van as a "performance vehicle" until I saw the video of that guy who turbocharged his POS Chrysler mini-van and started running 11's at the strip. If I had more time, I'd set it up for "grudge night" and go embarass some rice-dorks.
It's great to see the expression on the faces of the little rice turds (who are attempting to race around you up the on-ramp) as you go flying past in a "soccer-mom" van...
It's great to see the expression on the faces of the little rice turds (who are attempting to race around you up the on-ramp) as you go flying past in a "soccer-mom" van...
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Originally Posted by SkunkApe
Chrysler mini-van and started running 11's at the strip.
Yeah, Id love to see the rice dorks when you rip past them.