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92ragtop

I'm standing by my my car in a mall parking lot, waiting for my wife, when this burly guy walks by with this cute little blonde on his arm. She looks at my car and says to him, "Look at that cool Mustang". He didn't correct her.
So, is that dumb or funny? I called it a compliment because the blonde was about 3 years old. She was with her dad.

TXUSAF

we got some good winners out there

I’ve heard the MPG Q & A all the time. All my friends/coworkers ask all the time.

I only have one thing that stands out in my mind.
this was a few years ago, I was at the local bar/club/sh$t whole (small military town) with all my friends. we decided to leave, no girls to look at and beer too $$. (no one had any to drink) my buddy in his firebird, (not sure what year, one of the newest year models, and not at all slow) started revin his engine, just going crazy at some hot girls walking by. i just laughed a little. i decided to show him up. So i would rev it up to about 3000rpms and then let of then 3500rpms, and kept going. By then there's a nice little crowd around the cars.

These guys that know nothing about cars start arguing about who would win and what not. he's starts to get close to the back of my car and smells the exhaust, " YA, THis car would smoke that other one, i know cus its got racing fuel. i can smell it."

Ok, i use 93oct like everyone else, and this guy needs to quite smokin that stuff and sniffin the tail pipe. And what’s worse everyone agreed with his dumb ***.

rad928music

Lady:Is that you car?
Me: yep
Lady: why do men have to drive cars with such long oops....
Me:what
Lady: you Must have a big one
Me: no comment

To bad she was married

MotorCity_87_C4

Was told "It doesn't have much rust for a 1987"

Azriel

I asked a potential seller if there was any frame rust on his, and he acted like I was retarded for even considering the possibility of a Corvette having rust

dogfish246

Some guy the other day told me to use oven cleaner to make my paint shine more! As I was taking this picture at the lake! He kept calling my car a 79 for some reason?

jesredvette

I was picking up dinner at a local Thai restaurant here in South Pasadena. When I was getting into my red '88 vert a little old lady, who was apparently quite taken with my car asked "is that a Ferrari?" I turned to her as I put it into gear and said "No, my dear , it's better that that. It's a Corvette". She was very impressed as I drove away.

r15

WPK

My personal favorite (Black 94 Coupe):

Cashier at Chevron: "What Country is that car from"?
Me: "Marzipan - it's a Marizipan Rocket 66"
Cashier at Chevron: "Wow, you don't see many of those".

- WPK

chatham

]Lady:Is that you car?
Me: yep
Lady: why do men have to drive cars with such long oops....
Me:what
Lady: you Must have a big one
Me: no comment

this reminds me of a joke. a mouse and an elephant are on a journey through the jungle. suddenly the elephant gets stuck in quick sand and the mouse not sure what to do and how to get his friend out rushes out of the jungle and gets his porsche. he races back in, ties a rope around the porsche gives it to the elephant and pulls pulls pulls the elephant out of the quick sand. and they continue there journey through the jungle when can you imagine suddenly the mouse gets stuck in quick sand. the elephant surveys the situation. he then strandles the quick sand and lowers his pen&s down and the mouse grabs on and the elephant yanks him out of the quck sand. moral of the story, if you have a big (one of those) then you dont need a fancy car.

ch@0s

That is the story the guys that can't afford a vette/cool car tell.

Frizlefrak

Besides, size doesn't matter. I've got a 9" tongue and I breathe through my ears.....

j-vette

John1990

I have two fancy cars AND a big, long, thick dick.

How do you explain THAT?

Sweet 90

Could explain why you have no kids

ChrisLT1conv

Ok. Back in late winter i was coming back to Georgia from Virginia. I stopped somewheres in upper Tennessee and got some gas late at night. The cashier looked out there and started going on about how I must be rich to have a car like that and that I probably dont even have to work. I drive a 94 convertible. I didn't say nothing except thanks for the compliment.

I work a blue collar manufacturing job. Making Carpet.

P.S. I might have helped make the carpet in your vette. Other places you see carpet I helped make is; Theaters, Hotels, Restaurants, etc.

Otis S.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nviB2Rlm-uY

KARR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

PreynMantis

You pull mice out of quicksand in the jungle with your tongue?