Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum?
10-19-2003, 11:35 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (CentralCoaster)
Poorest forum member and still a C4 owner has to be me. Trust me.
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10-30-2003, 10:19 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (USAsOnlyWay)
As long as we all have vettes....I would consider us "rich"
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10-30-2003, 11:39 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (EDMGUY)
hmmmm.well i own 2 vettes a new monte ss and my house ..but i am unemployed after 16 years at the same company so im POOOOOR :lol:
10-31-2003, 09:17 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (Steel Blue 91)
My Vette keeps me broke....and....It won't have sex with me.
Sounds like a wife.
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Sounds like an ex-wife of mine!
10-31-2003, 10:16 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (Southern Comfort)
Hey buddy have ya got a dime?
I think its changed to...Hey buddy have ya got a dollar... :lol:
11-01-2003, 05:11 PM
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Burning Brakes
Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (CentralCoaster)
QUOTE: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (CentralCoaster)
Me, just ask my broker E.F. Nuttin. :lolg:
Me, just ask my broker E.F. Nuttin. :lolg:
11-01-2003, 07:07 PM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (crheinish)
The "We Were Poor" Sketch from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty
Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell
to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine,
ay Gessiah?
Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.
Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin'
here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?
MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup
o' tea.
GC: A cup ' COLD tea.
EI: Without milk or sugar.
TG: OR tea!
MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.
EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a
rolled up newspaper.
GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money
doesn't buy you happiness."
EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to
live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.
GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one
room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the
floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for
fear of FALLING!
TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a
corridor!
MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a
palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish
tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting
fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.
EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered
by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.
GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and
live in a lake!
TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty
of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
MP: Cardboard box?
TG: Aye.
MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in
a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the
morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down
mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home,
out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in
the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to
work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad
would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we
were LUCKY!
TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox
at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four
hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we
got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump
of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill
owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves
singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't
believe ya'.
ALL: Nope, nope..
Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell
to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine,
ay Gessiah?
Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.
Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin'
here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?
MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup
o' tea.
GC: A cup ' COLD tea.
EI: Without milk or sugar.
TG: OR tea!
MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.
EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a
rolled up newspaper.
GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money
doesn't buy you happiness."
EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to
live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.
GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one
room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the
floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for
fear of FALLING!
TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a
corridor!
MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a
palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish
tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting
fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.
EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered
by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.
GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and
live in a lake!
TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty
of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
MP: Cardboard box?
TG: Aye.
MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in
a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the
morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down
mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home,
out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in
the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to
work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad
would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we
were LUCKY!
TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox
at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four
hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we
got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump
of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill
owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves
singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't
believe ya'.
ALL: Nope, nope..
11-01-2003, 08:22 PM
#76
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (vizkiz)
[QUOTE]*I should add that the lowest insurance rate I could find was $6000/year.
Ma. insurance is very expensive, but I can't believe anybody should have to pay $6k to insure a 20 year old car. Regardless of what age, or what State you live in. To carry my 18 year old on my policy (97 Grand Cherokee, 86 Vette, 98 Startus,96 Suzuki 1400 Intruder) Extra $1500 year, covered on all. Total = $5400 this year (full coverage on cars, liability only on bike)
Ma. insurance is very expensive, but I can't believe anybody should have to pay $6k to insure a 20 year old car. Regardless of what age, or what State you live in. To carry my 18 year old on my policy (97 Grand Cherokee, 86 Vette, 98 Startus,96 Suzuki 1400 Intruder) Extra $1500 year, covered on all. Total = $5400 this year (full coverage on cars, liability only on bike)
11-02-2003, 12:28 AM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (CentralCoaster)
Eh, I just got done with a degree in Culinary Arts from the Texas Culinary Academy, and now I'm at Texas Tech's Engineering school, plus my apartment/utilities are on financial aid, and then there's debt to my parents who helped me out with a couple repairs. Now my Corvette and insurance are on financial aid until I get a decent job again too.....
All in all........................... looks like I'm about
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999
in debt
All in all........................... looks like I'm about
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999
in debt
11-02-2003, 02:49 AM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (vizkiz)
[QUOTE]I should add that the lowest insurance rate I could find was $6000/year.QUOTE]
I pay $1950 a year for the following
Liability, collision, comprehensive on the '91 vette, $1500 deductable
Liability on the '01 caviler.
I am 24 and married but have 3 accidents and a ticket for improper left turn.
I think you need to shop arround a bit more.
[Modified by rkessel, 7:51 AM 11/2/2003]
I pay $1950 a year for the following
Liability, collision, comprehensive on the '91 vette, $1500 deductable
Liability on the '01 caviler.
I am 24 and married but have 3 accidents and a ticket for improper left turn.
I think you need to shop arround a bit more.
[Modified by rkessel, 7:51 AM 11/2/2003]
11-02-2003, 09:01 AM
#79
Team Owner
Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (BowTieBlood)
All in all........................... looks like I'm about
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999
in debt
11-02-2003, 11:54 AM
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Re: Who's the poorest C4 owner on the forum? (91DRM)
Dear Mr. BowTieBlood, According to our records if you continue to make the minimum payment your debt will be paid in full in the year 3020. Thank you for your payment you are a valued customer. :D :eek: