Things MOST Vette owners should never say....
07-11-2010, 12:44 PM
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Things MOST Vette owners should never say....
"Really ? I thought all 8 would fit back there... Go ahead and put those last two sacks of manure in the passenger seat,then...."
" I never wash it - I consider dirt and splattered bugs "nature's sunblock"..."
"Yep,you turn that Targa top over,and it makes a dandy snowsled..."
"Yessir,there's a funny story behind every one of them door dings..."
"Got me some of those nifty chrome stick-on letters over at the auto parts store.... So how do you spell Z06,anyway?"
"It only bounces like that above 120...."
"Sure the fluid is black. That means "it's working"...."
"Just put that Big Gulp in the cupholder-it'll be fine till we get through these curves...."
"Why would I check the air? They're runflats,aren't they?"
"The new J.C.Whitney Catalog is here!---Let the mods begin !"
"Well,Officer,if you knew anything about cars,You'd know that a Corvette HAS to be driven fast,So you'd better think twice before you write that ticket!"
"Sure,you can borrow the Vette"
" I never wash it - I consider dirt and splattered bugs "nature's sunblock"..."
"Yep,you turn that Targa top over,and it makes a dandy snowsled..."
"Yessir,there's a funny story behind every one of them door dings..."
"Got me some of those nifty chrome stick-on letters over at the auto parts store.... So how do you spell Z06,anyway?"
"It only bounces like that above 120...."
"Sure the fluid is black. That means "it's working"...."
"Just put that Big Gulp in the cupholder-it'll be fine till we get through these curves...."
"Why would I check the air? They're runflats,aren't they?"
"The new J.C.Whitney Catalog is here!---Let the mods begin !"
"Well,Officer,if you knew anything about cars,You'd know that a Corvette HAS to be driven fast,So you'd better think twice before you write that ticket!"
"Sure,you can borrow the Vette"
!! Funny stuff there!!
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Funny list. 
07-11-2010, 11:44 PM
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07-12-2010, 08:43 AM
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I got another one:
Yeah I gotta 350, yup uh-huhhhh! that's right
Thanks,Matt
Yeah I gotta 350, yup uh-huhhhh! that's right
Thanks,Matt