C6 Joke of the day
07-17-2008, 08:42 AM
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C6 Joke of the day
The Moped
An elderly man on a Moped,
Looking about 100 years old,
Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, "A corvette Z06".
It cost $80,000 dollars ! '
' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
' Why does it cost so much?'
' Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour !' States the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks,
'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
' No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped !'
Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and he soon hits 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot
In his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer !
He slows down to see what it could be
And suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH !
Something whips by him going much faster !
' What on earth could be going faster than my Z06?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the
Vette up to 190 mph.
Then, up ahead of him,
He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Z06,
He gives it more gas
And passes the Moped
And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
He floors the gas pedal and takes the Vette All the way up
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
Bearing down on him again !
The Vette is flat out,
And there's nothing he can do !
He slows down and
Suddenly, the Moped plows
Into the back of his Vette,
Demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
The old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'
The old man whispers,
' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror '.
An elderly man on a Moped,
Looking about 100 years old,
Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, "A corvette Z06".
It cost $80,000 dollars ! '
' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
' Why does it cost so much?'
' Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour !' States the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks,
'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
' No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped !'
Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and he soon hits 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot
In his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer !
He slows down to see what it could be
And suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH !
Something whips by him going much faster !
' What on earth could be going faster than my Z06?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the
Vette up to 190 mph.
Then, up ahead of him,
He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Z06,
He gives it more gas
And passes the Moped
And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
He floors the gas pedal and takes the Vette All the way up
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
Bearing down on him again !
The Vette is flat out,
And there's nothing he can do !
He slows down and
Suddenly, the Moped plows
Into the back of his Vette,
Demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
The old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'
The old man whispers,
' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror '.
07-17-2008, 08:48 AM
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Drifting
07-17-2008, 11:29 AM
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Team Owner
07-17-2008, 11:44 AM
#16
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are....
