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Old 01-10-2019, 05:54 PM
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A GS'er man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.



“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.



“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s pouring out there!” “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.” The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes back the answer.



“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.



“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.



“Where are you?” asks the husband.



“Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.

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Old 01-10-2019, 06:13 PM
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Got any more stories about Ruxxy? That was funny.
Hope he didn't fall out of the swing.

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Originally Posted by wayback
Got any more stories about Ruxxy? That was funny.
Hope he didn't fall out of the swing.

just saw a picture of him shopping...……………… seemed to be getting ready for February 14...………



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Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...

Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......

The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
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Originally Posted by rkj427
...“Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.
Of all the droll, baser humor I have to admit this made me chuckle.
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Originally Posted by wayback
Got any more stories about Ruxxy?...

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Originally Posted by rkj427
I got my heart on...
Old 01-11-2019, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Huskerman
Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...

Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......

The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Meeting was definitely boring...
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Wide Pride!

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Originally Posted by Huskerman
Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...

Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......

The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Rumor has it the GS'ers voted to add a safe space, complete with a box full of therapy puppies and play doh….
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Originally Posted by R&L's C6
Rumor has it the GS'ers voted to add a safe space, complete with a box full of therapy puppies and play doh….
To be fair I always vote for puppies, regardless of the subject matter.

"Blew apart the drive shaft on your car, what do you wanna do?

Gonna need puppies"

"You were stabbed again but the trauma is minimal, how do want to proceed?

Definitely with puppies"

"That chick you smashed is a bitch

yeah, let's go trade her for puppies"

See, always the right anwer
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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane
To be fair I always vote for puppies, regardless of the subject matter.

"Blew apart the drive shaft on your car, what do you wanna do?

Gonna need puppies"

"You were stabbed again but the trauma is minimal, how do want to proceed?

Definitely with puppies"

"That chick you smashed is a bitch

yeah, let's go trade her for puppies"

See, always the right anwer


Wife and I never had kids, so we're kinda fond of puppies our self.
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Originally Posted by duckvett
Wide Pride!

One beautiful car Duck, love that color too. Still, didn't they copy the tail lights and the racing stripes from the Camaro? Only GS'er flaw I can see on that car though so not bad.... Are those stripes in back even?

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Originally Posted by rkj427
just saw a picture of him shopping...……………… seemed to be getting ready for February 14...………


Nice find RK, you can see why the older women are attracted to him, and by their attention you can tell he's making verbal points. Bet he's got a Hearts Speedo for pool days ..... Can't tell if he's passing out Candy too?? Reminds me of another song...must have had Roxy or maybe Sha in mind...:iagre e:
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Went down to the yard because they got a shipment of Mustangs in on the 9th. By today the 12 or so GT they had there was only one axle left and hauling this thing up to the front while carrying my tool bags without any help was a bitch and a half. But $110 cant be beat for a Posi 8.8 with disc brakes.


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Originally Posted by dshamrick
I would like to apply for the job as a "Painter"* I have my own Airbrush and compressor and am willing to work as an intern to learn On the Job
I'm more into finger painting...
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Originally Posted by R&L's C6
Rumor has it the GS'ers voted to add a safe space, complete with a box full of therapy puppies and play doh….
Condoms and KY...

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Originally Posted by NOWUCME
...Bet he's got a Hearts Speedo for pool days ...
Naw, but I got my heart draws...


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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane
Went down to the yard because they got a shipment of Mustangs in on the 9th. By today the 12 or so GT they had there was only one axle left and hauling this thing up to the front while carrying my tool bags without any help was a bitch and a half. But $110 cant be beat for a Posi 8.8 with disc brakes.
Wow, a steal! What's the ratio?
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Originally Posted by ruxvette
Wow, a steal! What's the ratio?
3.27 which is the exact ratio I wanted with the cam and blower. Anything steeper would run out of steam too soon and I'd like to keep the average RPM range down.

I guess to be be fair everything came out to $140 with tax and core


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