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A GS'er man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s pouring out there!” “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.” The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s pouring out there!” “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.” The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.
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Got any more stories about Ruxxy? That was funny.
Hope he didn't fall out of the swing.
Hope he didn't fall out of the swing.
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Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
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Member Since: Mar 2010
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2016 C6 of Year Finalist
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Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
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Yeah....Ruxy....The Looove Machine...... women go crazy with a sharp dressed man..........I know I know.....we just played that song...... can't beat ZZ Top though...
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Loooking gooood CME...... Yes #1 daughter works for the Zon......and 10-4 on the stocks..... cute little stadium also.... that would be a small high school stadium in Texas...... just kidding......
The GS'ers had a double secret bored meeting and declared the we find any off color jokes about us to be offensive and hurtful...... and make us cry....... big baser bully's....... you're mean....
We have started a National campaign #Wide Too....... to help unify all folks of wide....... we think it's only right. After the meeting we felt better about ourselves and headed into the buffet and we all watched the Revenge of the Nerds movies in the barcalounger lounge. Stay wide my friends........
Melting Slicks
"Blew apart the drive shaft on your car, what do you wanna do?
Gonna need puppies"
"You were stabbed again but the trauma is minimal, how do want to proceed?
Definitely with puppies"
"That chick you smashed is a bitch
yeah, let's go trade her for puppies"
See, always the right anwer
To be fair I always vote for puppies, regardless of the subject matter.
"Blew apart the drive shaft on your car, what do you wanna do?
Gonna need puppies"
"You were stabbed again but the trauma is minimal, how do want to proceed?
Definitely with puppies"
"That chick you smashed is a bitch
yeah, let's go trade her for puppies"
See, always the right anwer
"Blew apart the drive shaft on your car, what do you wanna do?
Gonna need puppies"
"You were stabbed again but the trauma is minimal, how do want to proceed?
Definitely with puppies"
"That chick you smashed is a bitch
yeah, let's go trade her for puppies"
See, always the right anwer
Wife and I never had kids, so we're kinda fond of puppies our self.
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One beautiful car Duck, love that color too. Still, didn't they copy the tail lights and the racing stripes from the Camaro? Only GS'er flaw I can see on that car though so not bad.... Are those stripes in back even?
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Melting Slicks
Went down to the yard because they got a shipment of Mustangs in on the 9th. By today the 12 or so GT they had there was only one axle left and hauling this thing up to the front while carrying my tool bags without any help was a bitch and a half. But $110 cant be beat for a Posi 8.8 with disc brakes.
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2016 C6 of Year Finalist
Race Director
Member Since: Mar 2010
Location: T-Town WA
Posts: 15,092
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2016 C6 of Year Finalist
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Location: T-Town WA
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Went down to the yard because they got a shipment of Mustangs in on the 9th. By today the 12 or so GT they had there was only one axle left and hauling this thing up to the front while carrying my tool bags without any help was a bitch and a half. But $110 cant be beat for a Posi 8.8 with disc brakes.
Melting Slicks