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06-25-2018, 01:23 PM
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[QUOTE=Huskerman;1597476494]Hey hey......that is educational......it is amazing......and because of the basers short attention span I picked one the went real fast...... we have a variety of things that we share here..... and corn **** is one of them........ 
/QUOTE]
Here you go H1.
Ooo Baby take it all off
Is it cold out here or are you just glad to see me
Mmmmmmmm Mouth Watering Goodness
/QUOTE]Here you go H1.
Ooo Baby take it all off
Is it cold out here or are you just glad to see me
Mmmmmmmm Mouth Watering Goodness
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let us not forget the advertising signs H1 made for the great state of Nebraska either................. 
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Did somebody say corn?
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H1.......leading the way
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hahaaaahaahahah........ soooo funny....... ok here you go......
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The Rabbi and the Auditor...………. 
A young man at a college was learning about the wonders of the newest computer programs.
This A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders.
Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi.Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he’d make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he said, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.”
“Yes,” answered the Rabbi.“Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked.
“A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer, so he thought he’d go on, in his obnoxious way.“Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo *****.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
“Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?”
“Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S.”
“The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?” questioned the auditor in disbelief.
“I don’t know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little ***** like you,” replied the Rabbi.
A young man at a college was learning about the wonders of the newest computer programs.
This A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders.
Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi.Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he’d make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he said, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.”
“Yes,” answered the Rabbi.“Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked.
“A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer, so he thought he’d go on, in his obnoxious way.“Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo *****.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
“Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?”
“Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S.”
“The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?” questioned the auditor in disbelief.
“I don’t know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little ***** like you,” replied the Rabbi.
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We put on a leadership meeting for the basers........ you know trying to get them motivated.....it's like running uphill all day but we have to keep trying...... This GS'er should have some special insight on members from a certain southern State.......
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I caught a bit of Ruxy's new group of GS security personnel getting a tune up...... I think the booze will be safe from now on.......
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story in the hovel is that this is the GS'er theme song played continuously in the GS'er Lounge........... at least until the 8:00PM bedtime curfew..................
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Lest we forget the corn dog...
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Hey hey......that is educational......it is amazing......and because of the basers short attention span I picked one the went real fast...... we have a variety of things that we share here..... and corn **** is one of them........ Since you liked it so much I will post one on Soybeans later.........
Since you liked it so much I will post one on Soybeans later.........
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H1, all you need to know about Tx.
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here in the Motor City, an annual tradition prior to the July 4th Independence Day celebrations...………..
fireworks on the Detroit River in downtown Detroit...……………..
fireworks on the Detroit River in downtown Detroit...……………..
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I do like the Texas music........ but I am not a Longhorn Fan....... the Huskers could never beat them....... which pisses me off a lot......