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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.
The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem.
When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's.
Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for AIDS.
We can't tell which is your wife."
"That's terrible!
Can we do the test over?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.
With all the negativity in our country today I offer the following thought:
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
Oh, baby, I'm on a roll. Must be the vodka prune juice early morning shooters!!!
Shouldn't you be out looking at new Z's with all that new found cash..........
I know, right? but then the wife found out..........
Wow....that Ruxy is hilarious......GS'ers tell the best jokes....
I think I will tell a joke....... I saw a drunk wino eating grapes.... I told him you have to wait....... hahaahahahha
Why don't blind folks skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs............ ahahahaha
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.......... ahahahahahah
with my jokes you also come with a sound track.......ahahahah
Ok enough funny now it's time for some serious stuff......... so where has Swayback been? Is he burning Cowboy jerseys out in the parking lot.....to denounce not standing for the flag? Hope he checks in soon.......
Very cold outside right now......40ish gotta go......
About the same IQ level as the baser hovel folks...;
But with sweet angelic faces, And giggles. Lots and lots of giggles.
The only time you hear giggles in the hovel is when we talk about all that wasted money spent on a slower, wider GS and then those giggles are sprinkled with beer belches and 3 pack a day coughs.
...that's funny Dshame........ upstairs we have strong hearty manly laughter and in the background you can hear cash registers opening and closing.......
...that's funny Dshame........ upstairs we have strong hearty manly laughter and in the background you can hear cash registers opening and closing.......
I love knock knock jokes and I have a great one. Go ahead, you start it...:r ofl:
No Knock Knock....It's almost Halloween...will start with something simple Hope you get it
Chicken And Egg
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken.
Met a girl dressed as an egg.
A question as old as time was answered.
-The chicken-
.........
I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her *****.
"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"
"Yesterday?" I replied.
.......
A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"
The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?"
The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
........
What do toys and ***** have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
that would be the stench from all the BSGS or is that the GSBS?
Well Fan My Fanny, before you light a match, I think you got something there Dshamrick...
If we hear a mild Explosion Upstairs and a lot of finger pointing here, you are right on.
....Under aged Baser swaggers into GS'er bar, sits on a bar stool and says to the barmaid, “I’ll have a large double brandy and a cigar.”
The barmaid soon realizes the Basers age and asks, “Do you want to get me into trouble?”
The Baser replies, “Maybe later. For now, I’ll just stick with the cigar and the brandy.”
And you can hear GS'ers scurrying all around and Farting at the intrusion of this young Baser and the Offer he's getting without even asking, from their Barmaid!!........
10-10-2017, 05:22 AM
Go Cougs
