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....all stories are based on actual happenings but the names have been changed to protect the innocent...... which there weren't a lot those around....... usually......
....our intrepid hero will be back with more tales of daring and adventure in the future....... so stay tuned.......
a very well written story................. all that is missing is some photos so that the less fortunate individuals who no longer can imagine anything could also understand................
not too worry.................... I will add some photos here which should provide them visualization to your words....................
the town H1 rode into.........................
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Right on Rocketman.......I thought our Hero would ride into town and put the hammer down on a serious situation and show his Virility a little more. Like this........
....all stories are based on actual happenings but the names have been changed to protect the innocent...... which there weren't a lot those around....... usually......
thought the following photos may document properly the bikes H1 has rode over the course of time......................
seein' how Easy Rider was released in '69............ right about the time H1's storyline starts........... thought it would be fitting that he hung his jacket on the sissy bar on this bike.................
after a few years, once he settled in to the Husker life........... he may have changed his ride of choice from a chopper to something more along the lines a GS'er would appreciate................
now that he is semi-retired.............. and vividly recalling his past............. perhaps his next bike of choice would be something more a combination of his previous versions...........
a lot of GS'er chrome.................... and a extra rear wheel to hold it up..........................
found a recent video which may have been based on his story too............. only H1 can answer that...............
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race; but I appreciate your help."
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race; but I appreciate your help."
Must be a true story RKJ, I assume you were one of those guys that got his Growth at a later age..your still looking for another Silver Arrow to ride I bet........thanks for sharing...
Go Cougs....not to late......give me your best points for a bet....Cougs lost their two best receivers, might loose their D coach...lot of turmoil in the program.....already the underdog, Michigan ranked higher.. Probably be the easiest money you will get for awhile...Just saying
Go Cougs....not to late......give me your best points for a bet....Cougs lost their two best receivers, might loose their D coach...lot of turmoil in the program.....already the underdog, Michigan ranked higher.. Probably be the easiest money you will get for awhile...Just saying
Nowucme I already have one bet with Ruxxy going as "even up" may the better team that day win..........................
latest point spread is 1 point either way............... too close to call according to oddsmakers.................
would do the same bet with you as I have with Ruxxy.............
just would have to let me know what is at stake............
hey hey we don't condone betting here at Hammy's........ J/K...... I was just mad because the Huskers lost to the Ducks and I had to pay up.......... next time Ducky...... same bet....... and I will be enjoying those salmon steaks .......
Well I went down to Kansas and saw my old Ma and the Step Dude......I was bearing gifts.... had a nice visit and ate with them at the old folks home......... you think for $7K a month the food would be better...... geez..... school lunches were a lot better than that....... hell..... when I was in school we had these old farm ladies cooking in the school kitchen and the food was great...... not so much anymore I hear........
Well today I better get in to the big Village to the east and get my Christmas shopping done....... I like to shop on the last day to see the desperation in folks eyes as they try to finish up and know they are spending way more then they should...... I like to get gift cards......... can't go wrong with those........ right? damn right!
Basers .....gift cards to the GS'ers would be great........ any liquor store will do...... or a Chevy store...... or the Barcalounger store....... just some hints......
Ok lets roll here...... no messing around....... get those cards out...... have a swell day Hammers........
Well, hamsters, today is the day we have waited for all year...FESTIVUS!
Festivus is held on December 23 each year. In a 1997 episode of Seinfeld, Festivus was invented.
Well, hamsters, today is the day we have waited for all year...FESTIVUS!
Festivus is held on December 23 each year. In a 1997 episode of Seinfeld, Festivus was invented.
Been cold here, hammertoes, but it's a dry cold.
Had the GS out most everyday, tho. Expecting 75° for Christmas so more top down cruising.
I hope everyone is ready for, and expecting, a Merry Christmas.
I like to shop on the last day to see the desperation in folks eyes as they try to finish up and know they are spending way more then they should......
Basers .....gift cards to the GS'ers would be great........ any liquor store will do...... or a Chevy store...... or the Barcalounger store....... just some hints......
H1 at least you weren't alone in last minute shopping............
the basers made me go shopping for the gift exchange with the GS'ers...... took longer in the check out line than it took to shop................
Originally Posted by ruxvette
Been cold here, hammertoes, but it's a dry cold.
Had the GS out most everyday, tho. Expecting 75° for Christmas so more top down cruising.
I hope everyone is ready for, and expecting, a Merry Christmas.
aren't you dreaming of a white Christmas there...................
rumor has it, this is what is heading down to AZ...............
don't feel too bad.................... this headed to the hovel............
on another note, for those who may NOT be feeling like celebrating the Christmas holiday, baser camp doctor is prescribing these..........
and to end the suspense, and to give the GS'ers a head start on the gift exchange............ this is what the basers got for all of the GS'ers here...........
finally, the baser girls made some candy arrangements for all of the patrons.................
pretty cool and unique way of looking at M & M's............
.....that is funny......think I'm going to make a couple of those up for Christmas morning.....
Snowing here......family starting to drift in ........ get it drift in.......
UPS truck knows the way to our house.......saw him flipping off a Fed Ex guy trying to get in the driveway....... sad........ but I understand the rivalry .........
12-21-2017, 12:28 PM
so stay tuned.......
a little more.
Like this........
only H1 can answer that............... 
took longer in the check out line than it took to shop................ 
