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02-14-2018, 06:46 PM
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I was helping a friend working the counter at his dry cleaning shop. A cute blonde dropped a dress to be cleaned. I gave her the claim ticket and, as she went out the door I said "Come again."
She stopped, turned around, and said "No, it's tooth paste this time, *******."
I just cant win...
She stopped, turned around, and said "No, it's tooth paste this time, *******."
I just cant win...
02-14-2018, 06:50 PM
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Today's ponderment"
When you're dead you don't know you're dead, but it is difficult for others.
It's the same way when you're stupid.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead, but it is difficult for others.
It's the same way when you're stupid.
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enough of the dead and stupid thoughts....... 
today is Valentine's Day for all you married and "taken" patrons....
and in my opinion of that situation..........
I thought that the picture below would get Hammy's back on track with lexophiles..... 
seeing how H1 could not think of one for a sleek and narrow baser........
thought this was too funny not to post....... 
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02-14-2018, 08:46 PM
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oh heck yeah.....lots of folks have...... books all over about what they saw in Heaven..... and the Lord described it as Paradise....... which could be translated as Texas...... no base cars though....... pretty sure that is in the Bible somewhere......Proverbs I'm sure.....
02-14-2018, 08:53 PM
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Me and Lola got in trouble today.......I'm not in jail so it wasn't that bad......more in the morning......gotta go to bed now..........
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02-14-2018, 09:07 PM
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here's hoping for a quick turn around health wise................... keep us updated..................... 
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naw hell Lola was pissed I didn't get her a card......I got her a nice jug of washer fluid......the purple kind....her favorite..... so after a bit she refused to turn in at the weigh station and then things got real interesting....... had a wing man running point and he was supposed to draw the cops to him while I snuck by........but those crazy LEO's in Iowa had two cars waiting.......one for him and one for me....... I'm telling you it was her fault....
I try never to go into a weigh station....nothing good ever goes on there.......
Stay tuned for the next episode....... Will H1 have to go to jail......or worse community service........ ? Come back tomorrow and find out......
02-14-2018, 10:46 PM
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I've always thought you were a real radical, H1. You're lucky you aren't in jail!
Speaking of surgery, I have to go back next Friday and have a hernia fixed that I had fixed less then a year ago, but didn't 'hold'. Didn't go back to the same doctor, went with one who "specializes" in hernias. And a Corvette owner to boot.
Speaking of surgery, I have to go back next Friday and have a hernia fixed that I had fixed less then a year ago, but didn't 'hold'. Didn't go back to the same doctor, went with one who "specializes" in hernias. And a Corvette owner to boot.
02-14-2018, 11:45 PM
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Count me in. Spent the day with the docs talking about surgery #4 for my quad.
The good news is that, as I've "aged", I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee...all at the same time.
The good news is that, as I've "aged", I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee...all at the same time.
02-15-2018, 12:14 AM
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naw hell Lola was pissed I didn't get her a card......I got her a nice jug of washer fluid......the purple kind....her favorite..... so after a bit she refused to turn in at the weigh station and then things got real interesting....... had a wing man running point and he was supposed to draw the cops to him while I snuck by........but those crazy LEO's in Iowa had two cars waiting.......one for him and one for me....... I'm telling you it was her fault....
I try never to go into a weigh station....nothing good ever goes on there.......
Stay tuned for the next episode....... Will H1 have to go to jail......or worse community service........ ? Come back tomorrow and find out......
I try never to go into a weigh station....nothing good ever goes on there.......
Stay tuned for the next episode....... Will H1 have to go to jail......or worse community service........ ? Come back tomorrow and find out......
Good Luck....
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02-15-2018, 12:17 AM
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If you could learn to do it to Music so much the better....Be careful with those farts...just saying
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02-15-2018, 06:46 AM
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Don't check in for a few hrs and the GS bar falls apart. 3 going under the knife and one under the gun.
H1, Texas DPS do the same thing....if you see 1 you can bet there is at least 1 more close. Got lucky once as we passed a DPS he pulled out and got the car 2 spots ahead of me. We got back up to cruising speed and just behind the next overpass was the 2nd DPS. Got the car in front of me. Bought a V1 that evening.
H1, Texas DPS do the same thing....if you see 1 you can bet there is at least 1 more close. Got lucky once as we passed a DPS he pulled out and got the car 2 spots ahead of me. We got back up to cruising speed and just behind the next overpass was the 2nd DPS. Got the car in front of me. Bought a V1 that evening.
02-15-2018, 06:51 AM
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All kidding aside, hope everything goes smoothly for all y'all.
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02-15-2018, 06:52 AM
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As I posted here after my gall bladder surgeries last year, I hope I don't have to be admitted to a hospital for another 58 years!
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