Huskerman

Bet they will welcome the cops when someone is in the shop shooting up the place or beating the owners senseless as they are robbing them...... just saying..... idiots......

So if the Husker men are Mario and Luigi......does that make the little mushroom guys the basers....? just trying to get everything figured out here..... course the hovel would make a good place to grow mushrooms....... dark and moist down there.... especially when the jello doesn't get changed very often.....

Well after 22 years of hard service in keep this old barn warm our furnace has given up.... POS...... so once again we will start breaking up the furniture to feed the fire place to keep us warm until Monday when they come to put in the new one....... you think it could have lasted at least another month...... so new more efficient unit headed our way...... saving us all kinds of money..... right?

must go nap now........ keep the fires burning Hammers......

R&L's C6

Yep.......until they break and you have to fixed the overly complicated crap.

My furnace, air conditioner and air exchanger weren't communicating with each other. Must be the $600 board in the furnace the repair man said. After a new one was put in and still having issues, must be the thermostat. Of course you cant get a thermostat that monitors just plain old temp, heat and cool, it has to monitor inside temp, outside temp, humidity, monitor room movement, connect to home wifi, and so on and so on. Another $600 technically marvelous thermostat and it seems to be working......kinda. The window protect mode that monitors window sweating doesn't seem to be working correctly.......

rkj427

all part of the advancing technologies currently on-going in all things................... except they forgot that service and training repair or field experts/technicians should also occur to prevent the "throwing parts" at it mentality all at the expense of the end user consumer..............

ruxvette

Mario schmario...you failed to mention March is...
NATIONAL BREAST IMPLANT AWARENESS MONTH!
Be aware...I am.

ruxvette

Furthermore, you failed to mention March was named after Mars, the Roman god of war, and an ancestor of the Roman people through his sons Romulus and Remus.
And we GSer's are not above sending Remy and Romy down into the dungeon to straighten out certain basers.
They will knock you down like the mangy dogs you are.

wayback

Starting my weekend honey do chore. Replacing a 15 ft section of fence. It was the only section of old fence not to be replaced by new 8 ft cedar.
It had crossvine on it so I left it. All the rain we had last month was too much for it. Lol

Setting the post today and building the fence on Sunday......fun, fun.

rkj427

didn't think these guys looked too mangy............... just sayin'...........


the younger basers thought of March in the Breast Awareness manner too.............

Huskerman

can there be to much of a good thing? Not as far as Corvettes are concerned but in some things sadly yes.

Mangy dogs may have been a bit strong....... flea infested may be a gentler more politically correct saying.......

dang it....my turn to do the floors...... wait its always my turn......

Huskerman

...best cover of born to be wild I ever seed........

wayback

Well he does look just like me. Except for hair color, chiseled jaw, mustache is a little thicker, and I don't wear a cowboy hat. Yep looks just like me.

He has the same build at least, ya know......slim and fast.

rkj427

The Italian Woman and The Married Man

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife did and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce

ruxvette

Ignoring your last comment, I now have a clear image of you...
hair color...none...as in no hair.
chiseled jaw...jowly...as in Boston bull dog.
thicker 'stach...hitler smear.
cowboy hat...fedora.
Gotcha!

ruxvette

Always loved these on a road trip...

ruxvette

And limericks...oh, yeah:
There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau
‘Just look at me Joe,
I think I’ve discovered one moreway.

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd..I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

dshamrick

Careful there Ruxxy, There ain't too many of them there limericks that you can say in polite company.

Now in the hovel, we just have at it.

But for you delicate flower GSers here are a couple clean ones.

(one for the basers)
There once was a lady from bright
Who's speed was far faster than light
She set off one day
In a relative way
And came back the previous night.

(one for then wider ones)
An interesting bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belly can
He can hold is his beak
Enough food for a week
And darned if I know how the hell he can.

ruxvette

Too funny, shammy. I love the one about the pelican and have recited it for YEARS!

And thinking of 427 man...

rkj427

then maybe you may appreciate these as well.............

Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have *** in jam.

When called an idiot, better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in own hands.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Virginity like bubble: one *****, all gone.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep ****.

Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Woman laid in tomb may become mummy.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

rkj427

jrose7004

I installed some HRE 840R's on the Grand Sport on Friday.

Husker C6

Very nice.