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Basers are the race car of course.
Slim and fast life.
Slim and fast life.
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maybe you need to provide the baser's boots so we don't get messy dealing with all the crap and BS we seem to endlessly have thrown our way by those much wider and slower than we are.....
thinking that Sunday the 17th may be the last day of ban camp............... hopefully my topless, wide-bodied brother returns sooner than later...........
bartenders are grumbling about the lack of sales of the colorful beverages in the GS'er lounge..................
Hoxxy, look out for an email tonight...................
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Boots? I'm thinking we need hip waders for all the BS the GSers spread.
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the Boot and then mentioning Christina Love...............
maybe you need to provide the baser's boots so we don't get messy dealing with all the crap and BS we seem to endlessly have thrown our way by those much wider and slower than we are.....
thinking that Sunday the 17th may be the last day of ban camp............... hopefully my topless, wide-bodied brother returns sooner than later...........
bartenders are grumbling about the lack of sales of the colorful beverages in the GS'er lounge..................
Hoxxy, look out for an email tonight...................
maybe you need to provide the baser's boots so we don't get messy dealing with all the crap and BS we seem to endlessly have thrown our way by those much wider and slower than we are.....
thinking that Sunday the 17th may be the last day of ban camp............... hopefully my topless, wide-bodied brother returns sooner than later...........
bartenders are grumbling about the lack of sales of the colorful beverages in the GS'er lounge..................
Hoxxy, look out for an email tonight...................
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I love Jr. Brown...... one of my favorite renditions of that BB song........
I like this one also....... the man can pick.....
I like this one also....... the man can pick.....
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I'm pretty sure the goal of everyone is to be like and look like a GS'er....... why wouldn't it be? We are stylish and multi knowledgable and some of us have been to 7 Counties...... We know you all are just jealous ..... come on just get a wide fender kit and join us in the Brotherhood of Wideness....... you won't be sorry.....
Sun is out but its colder today ..... winds have abated somewhat..... waiting for warmth to find us soon.
Gotta go work now...... have a wide day Hammers......
Sun is out but its colder today ..... winds have abated somewhat..... waiting for warmth to find us soon.
Gotta go work now...... have a wide day Hammers......
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I'm pretty sure the goal of everyone is to be like and look like a GS'er....... why wouldn't it be? We are stylish and multi knowledgable and some of us have been to 7 Counties...... We know you all are just jealous ..... come on just get a wide fender kit and join us in the Brotherhood of Wideness....... you won't be sorry.....
Sun is out but its colder today ..... winds have abated somewhat..... waiting for warmth to find us soon.
Gotta go work now...... have a wide day Hammers......
Sun is out but its colder today ..... winds have abated somewhat..... waiting for warmth to find us soon.
Gotta go work now...... have a wide day Hammers......
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Never skip your drugs...... that is what keeps us GS'ers suave and debonair...... we have some extras if you basers want any...... we even have chocolate coated ones...... Mmmmm......we will just bill it to your CC's we have on file......
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need my cards on file for this...……………………
and just saw the following message posted on the GS'er lounge billboard...……………
and just saw the following message posted on the GS'er lounge billboard...……………
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A police officer is walking his beat when he catches with his eye a trail of $50 notes leading into an alley.
Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake.
He calls the woman to halt and approaches her.
"Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.
The woman thanks him profoundly but he, still curious, asks:
"Hope you don't mind me snooping around but where did you get all that money?"
"Well, you see Mr.Officer," the old lady explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar.
I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that **** all over my garden."
She said, her voice shaking with indignation.
"So, yesterday night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: '$50 bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
Laughing at the amusing idea of those scared drunkards handing their money, the Police Officer lets her go about her way.
But as she turns to go he jokingly asks:
"Is the second bag filled with money too?"
"Well, you know Mr. Officer, not everyone pays."
Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake.
He calls the woman to halt and approaches her.
"Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.
The woman thanks him profoundly but he, still curious, asks:
"Hope you don't mind me snooping around but where did you get all that money?"
"Well, you see Mr.Officer," the old lady explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar.
I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that **** all over my garden."
She said, her voice shaking with indignation.
"So, yesterday night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: '$50 bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
Laughing at the amusing idea of those scared drunkards handing their money, the Police Officer lets her go about her way.
But as she turns to go he jokingly asks:
"Is the second bag filled with money too?"
"Well, you know Mr. Officer, not everyone pays."
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During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, “That’s a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!”
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby’s ears.
The Air Force pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, “And all these years, I’ve been chewing gum.”
When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, “That’s a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!”
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby’s ears.
The Air Force pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, “And all these years, I’ve been chewing gum.”
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Top of the morning to you all...... sunny and in the low 50's today here in Huskerland...... folks will be out in droves to try and cure their cabin fever in one day. We are waiting to hear if the current Husker Basketball will get an 8th year or not...... the majority consensus is he will not. 115 - 113 wins over losses in that amount of time...... just not good enough in my estimation. I may see a Corvette early bird out and about today. I will not be getting out the loud and the proud BS GS until it really promises to be warm for good. So like June this year maybe...... just kidding....
I see a list of things to do forming up on my brides kitchen counter office...... I am trying to ignore it..... but that won't last long.....
What about spring clean up for you guys? Any big projects on the docket...? You can tell all here.... have a day of joy and enlightenment hammerheads....
I see a list of things to do forming up on my brides kitchen counter office...... I am trying to ignore it..... but that won't last long.....
What about spring clean up for you guys? Any big projects on the docket...? You can tell all here.... have a day of joy and enlightenment hammerheads....
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H1 the picture below is from Columbus, NE which should be slightly north and west of Omaha...……………. dam broke and major flooding in that area...………….
didn't get much publicity on national news...……. here's hoping that those people in that part of Huskerland all make it through safe and sound...………..
didn't get much publicity on national news...……. here's hoping that those people in that part of Huskerland all make it through safe and sound...………..
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been rainy here the last couple days...……….. did get into the 50's but major thunderstorms and a couple tornados hit an area about 30 miles north and west of here Thursday night...……… had rain change to flurries late yesterday and today it's cloudy, damp, and back to the mid 30's...…….. still thinking it may be late April until I get mine out of the garage and out for a run...………
we put together a Corvette club social bowling event for tomorrow...……………. group will bowl 3 games and then out for a quick dinner afterwards...……… all monies paid to participate will be donated to Leader Dogs...……
I am working through Tuesday, then flying out on Wednesday AM to see if I can get my topless, wide-bodied brother back from exile...…………
received the following in a PM here...………… seems like the timing may be coming soon...……….
we put together a Corvette club social bowling event for tomorrow...……………. group will bowl 3 games and then out for a quick dinner afterwards...……… all monies paid to participate will be donated to Leader Dogs...……
I am working through Tuesday, then flying out on Wednesday AM to see if I can get my topless, wide-bodied brother back from exile...…………
received the following in a PM here...………… seems like the timing may be coming soon...……….