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I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"
I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."
She didn't quite know how to respond.
Am I getting to be that age?
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one.
So I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
You probably are... if you think about getting it "Up" instead of where it's going.
You probably are... if
You have her here in bed with you, breathing on you, her hair in your mouth — and you count that as something of a miracle.
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ― Mae West
If you are breathing harder you probably are... Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard Feynman
A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soul mate will do both.
Maurice Chevalier on his 86th BD was asked by a reporter what he thought of being 86. To which he replied, " when you think about the Alternatives it's not to Bad"...
If you don't like Drive-In Movies, you're probably getting to that Age....Hell, You probably can't even find one...
when you have the video open of YouTube video you want to post, copy the url (address) and then just paste it into a new response page here........... the picture below is how this video was inserted here....
put down the drink and read this very carefully...........................
I copied your "Bing" link and it opened and started playing the video.............. on the RIGHT HAND side of my screen was a "button" that said "View Page"............. just before that was a "Save" button
if you click on the "View Page" it takes you directly to the YouTube video, where I copied that link from and will post it below to see if it works here, as well as the first one you attempted to post...........
I would say that you need to get the direct link from YouTube even if you use Bing or Google as your search engine.................
OK, this is AFTER my initial post here.................... Bing will NOT allow the video to play, you MUST use the YouTube link directly................
You probably are... if you think about getting it "Up" instead of where it's going.
You probably are... if
You have her here in bed with you, breathing on you, her hair in your mouth — and you count that as something of a miracle.
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ― Mae West
If you are breathing harder you probably are... Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard Feynman
A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soul mate will do both.
Maurice Chevalier on his 86th BD was asked by a reporter what he thought of being 86. To which he replied, " when you think about the Alternatives it's not to Bad"...
If you don't like Drive-In Movies, you're probably getting to that Age....Hell, You probably can't even find one...
Looks like you are getting the hang of it Roxxy.....Screw google and Bing...go right to www.youtube.com find what you want in the search box...copy the https: at the top of the page and paste here....sometimes if you google something it will actually show a pic of the video with a youtube address on it but not always..Bing is worse I think....
Ms. 427 also wanted her feelings shared.....................
just sayin'.............................. hard to revert to childhood ways when you never outgrow them in the first place...................
all in jest Nowucme.........................
Good point RJK, should have known you'd pickup on that one........but sometimes it's more fun.... Good to see Ms ...427 has a good sense of humor too, and tell her I enjoyed her Regard's
"I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a Billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest *****, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
That's only about 50 miles North of me. I will have check out the Tree Climbers next time I'm up there...........Well Said........
01-07-2018, 10:16 AM
Good to see Ms ...427 has a good sense of humor too, and tell her I enjoyed her Regard's
