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Geez.....this is a rough crowd....... all waiting like vultures to swoop down on the innocent....... depending on your description of innocent of course....... you would think by now with all the millions of well made nuts that the auto industry would have that down pat....... but ohhhhh nooooooo they have to reinvent something that has worked for ever....... Ford right? thought so.......
Raining here today so I have a day to nap and hang out........ love rain........ have a great day Hamm nuts..........
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "Whatinthe world are ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob."But me ’n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Don’t make me come splain this to you, jus read that last line again, slowly!
Ruxy, sorry dude but you're probably stuck with the Ruby nickname from now on. Ya just never know what's gonna bite you right where you kissed it. Scott
Now you all might want to think a bit.......Ruby....er Ruxy is the Sarge at arms you know.......so parking violations and overdue books will be pursued if you are not careful.....some of the basers have more owed in parking violations out by the Green Door then they do in overdue bar tabs.......and that's a lot....... So you may want to back off about a half mile.... if you get my drift......... So we may have to say goodby Ruby Tuesday.....and Wednesday it will all be over and back to normal..... just saying.....
Now you all might want to think a bit.......Ruby....er Ruxy is the Sarge at arms you know.......so parking violations and overdue books will be pursued if you are not careful.....some of the basers have more owed in parking violations out by the Green Door then they do in overdue bar tabs.......and that's a lot....... So you may want to back off about a half mile.... if you get my drift......... So we may have to say goodby Ruby Tuesday.....and Wednesday it will all be over and back to normal..... just saying.....
In the spirit of supporting H1 and his high praise for the the Sarg at arms and how Ruby ... er Ruxy should clean up the bar, I would like to post this as um ... inspiration maybe, year sure thats it.
Now you all might want to think a bit.......Ruby....er Ruxy is the Sarge at arms you know.......so parking violations and overdue books will be pursued if you are not careful.....some of the basers have more owed in parking violations out by the Green Door then they do in overdue bar tabs.......and that's a lot....... So you may want to back off about a half mile.... if you get my drift......... So we may have to say goodby Ruby Tuesday.....and Wednesday it will all be over and back to normal..... just saying.....
Jeez......Teeb.....it's a runaway now.....
So, let me get this straight. RUXVETTE is now known as RUBY....er RUXY. Is that about right?
Ruby um Ruxy you might try clicking your Ruby heels together while saying "There's no place like home".
You might end up in Kansas, but that's better then here.
It was mealtime during a flight on an American Airlines plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a local grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
A trucker was driving along on a country road.
A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it .
Cars were backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The trucker said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
A teacher at the University of Michigan reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-assed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,"Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."
SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight *** with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have.. He's watching football ...….. Who shall I say is calling?"
09-25-2018, 10:07 AM
So we may have to say goodby Ruby Tuesday.....and Wednesday it will all be over and back to normal..... just saying..... 
thinking about what H1 has stated...………….. 
and realizing what I have come to learn and know about Ruxxy…………..………. 
