[Z06] Im NOT in LOVE with you anymore. I found someone new
11-16-2010, 10:43 PM
#1
Burning Brakes
Thread Starter
Im NOT in LOVE with you anymore. I found someone new
Dear 2010 Camaro,
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
11-16-2010, 11:08 PM
#3
Safety Car
You bought my favorite Vette my friend! 
I too traded my '10 Camaro. Everytime I saw a Vette while in the Camaro, I thought about my '02 in the garage; wishing I was driving it.
Then one afternoon I pulled up behind a C6...
I have a '10 3LT coupe... have not looked back.
Oh yeah, the wife has the '02 coupe.
NOW! I see your Z06...
Stay tuned!
I too traded my '10 Camaro. Everytime I saw a Vette while in the Camaro, I thought about my '02 in the garage; wishing I was driving it.
Then one afternoon I pulled up behind a C6...
I have a '10 3LT coupe... have not looked back.
Oh yeah, the wife has the '02 coupe.
NOW! I see your Z06...
Stay tuned!
11-16-2010, 11:14 PM
#4
Melting Slicks
Dear 2010 Camaro,
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
I was almost in tears for the Camaro but ended up with a smile on my face by the end of the story. Happy endings do that to me. 
11-16-2010, 11:44 PM
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St. Jude Donor '06
Great move, the new Camaro does zero for me, and the C6 Z does everything for me, and you purchased probably the best color of all. A BIG CONGRATS to you on your major upgrade in go fast GM hot rods, you now have yourself a TRUE Sportcar, Supercar, made in the US of A, that will destroy 99% percent of any car you come across on the streets and highways!
Last edited by Mopar Jimmy; 11-17-2010 at 12:06 AM.
11-17-2010, 03:34 AM
#7
Burning Brakes
Thread Starter
thanks everyone. This car is amazing! A real super SPorts car.
11-17-2010, 05:37 AM
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Burning Brakes
11-17-2010, 08:52 AM
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Team Owner
Some how I've heard this before:
From - George and Gwen, breaking up, in "The Lip Reader"
"It's not you, it's me.... You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
"Alright, George, it's you."
"You're damn right it's me."
"Look, I was just trying to...."
"I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me."
"Well I'm sure you do it very well."
"Yes, well, unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out."
Tom
From - George and Gwen, breaking up, in "The Lip Reader"
"It's not you, it's me.... You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
"Alright, George, it's you."
"You're damn right it's me."
"Look, I was just trying to...."
"I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me."
"Well I'm sure you do it very well."
"Yes, well, unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out."
Tom
11-17-2010, 12:33 PM
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Dear 2010 Camaro,
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
When I first met you, I rejoiced in you. What splendid, fascinating, and new things you brought to my stagnant life.
We’ve shared a lot of great moments together. Since the moment I saw you strut off the show room floor, it was love at first site. I took you to the paint shop for those black sexy stripes. You were the only woman I bought bolt on‘s for and didn't complain about the cost. I dressed you up nice with new shoes, a Hurst, and a Cold Air induction system too. Hell I even bathed you TWICE A WEEK! But I have to tell you something that may hurt.
I found someone else. She makes me smile every time I spend even a minute with her. She’s lighter, much faster, and just as sexy as you are. She doesn’t even need bolt on’s, or make me feel like I need to buy her upgrades every month. She’s already that good.
She stops when ever I say, takes a corner like she’s on a rail all without stress or flexing her body. I did not plan on this happening, it just did.
Memories are what you have, when you've lost everything else. Dreams are what you have, when you forget the memories. And bliss is what you have when you own a 3200 LB LS7 Z06 Vette. I'm sorry.
