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[Z06] Do you pick up more blondes or brunettes???

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Old 10-12-2016, 01:56 PM
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Default Do you pick up more blondes or brunettes???

Just thought I would stay with the theme of things lately and ask another stupid question. Does car color have anything to do with it??? Flame suit on. Lets see how stupid this can get...lol.

Next question: How fast do you put gas in the tank? I find if you put it in by the quart, it takes longer, so you get more gas in.
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Drinking early today? Its only Wednesday brother...gotta pull it together for a couple more days. Then...

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I think a 200lb parrot is a pretty f*&@ing big bird.
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Hahaha interesting thread, but I must admit it did grab my attention. Unfortunately not much to contribute. Of the female gender, only my wife rides in the Z. Good wife is one thing money can't buy lol.
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Originally Posted by LMB-Z
Does car color have anything to do with it???
Of course it does, makes me wanna grab it.
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Originally Posted by Landru
Of course it does, makes me wanna grab it.
Just reach in there, and grab it right by the....
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Originally Posted by big_mike_eu
Hahaha interesting thread, but I must admit it did grab my attention. Unfortunately not much to contribute. Of the female gender, only my wife rides in the Z. Good wife is one thing money can't buy lol.
Yep, but at least the ones you pay for leave no questions asked
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Originally Posted by stefuel
Yep, but at least the ones you pay for leave no questions asked
Hahahaha can't deny that
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Originally Posted by stefuel
Yep, but at least the ones you pay for leave no questions asked
One of Charlie Sheens best quotes ever when asked why he needs to pay for hookers:


"Oh, I don't pay for sex......I pay for them to leave right after"
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don't you know you don't need a Z06, you just walk up and grab them by the pu**y.

If you're rich like me, they love it!

think I heard that in the locker room the other day.

Me, I'm not rich, I have a black car and a brunette wife, so that's who get's in.
If any other woman get's in, I no longer have a wife, and would def not be rich, and would probably no longer have the Z.
see where this is going?

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Originally Posted by zulatr
don't you know you don't need a Z06, you just walk up and grab them by the pu**y.

If you're rich like me, they love it!

think I heard that in the locker room the other day.

Me, I'm not rich, I have a black car and a brunette wife, so that's who get's in.
If any other woman get's in, I no longer have a wife, and would def not be rich, and would probably no longer have the Z.
see where this is going?



I have a red-headed wife. She lets me have the Z. If she leaves, she takes half the car with her. And half of everything else I have. LOLOL!!!
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