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Old 05-26-2013, 02:10 PM
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My IQ and my age are over 50. Just barely for each.
1000HP and a C3 body.....make it chrome bumper and I'm in.
Old 05-26-2013, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Sin City
A pretty good one BTW.

Satire is as subtle as the taste of tofu and usually understood and appreciated just as much.
I agree. And the number one complaint of the last gen Corvette per CF members was not the hp or trans. It was the interior (which Corv. did improve upon at least twice during the run of nine years). So, a new engine, body, trans (manual), AND interior? Not bad at all.
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Originally Posted by NSC5
I appreciate his sarcasm and agree. Unfortunately focusing upon one simple statistic goes far beyond just the "Corvette issue" and is symptomatic of people looking for simple descriptions and answers to complex situations and issues.

On a lighter note, here is a good resource to a long list of "non-sports car" Corvettes since all apparently are light on horsepower and those zero to 60 times are really embarrassing

Seriously it is sort of fun to take a stroll down memory lane of Corvette brochures of the past and keep in mind that HP rating methods changed so the earlier HP ratings would be far less in the more realistic modern era:

http://www.oldcarbrochures.com/stati.../dirindex.html
What a great link! Thanks for sharing.

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Originally Posted by Tullius
I thought I made it obvious

It was
Old 05-26-2013, 03:45 PM
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Looks like we are all getting bored while waiting patiently for our C7 to be in the driveway.
Old 05-26-2013, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by george vee
Looks like we are all getting bored while waiting patiently for our C7 to be in the driveway.

Yeah, the natives are getting restless.
Old 05-26-2013, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tullius
I thought I made it obvious
Originally Posted by BlueOx
Me too.
Yep...I got it.

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Old 05-26-2013, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Aviator
What a great link! Thanks for sharing.

You are welcome!

Just don't blame me for the amount of time you are going to lose browsing over the next few days
Old 05-26-2013, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pewter99
hmmm.....should I close this one now before it goes really bad or.....
Yes.
Old 05-26-2013, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueOx
I think Tullius was making a joke...


Had to read past the 2nd sentence to realize it.

Originally Posted by Africa_Nick
Enough already!!!

The numbers are:

465 HP
448-450 TQ

This was covered in the SAE graph publication earlier this month. End of discussion.

Thanks.
Again... NOT official.
Old 05-26-2013, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tullius
Corvette engineers really are stupid. They must not have realized that the average IQ of a Corvette owner is 50. They obviously wasted too much time and resources on things like body structure, steering, chassis tuning, suspension, interior quality, weight distribution, seats, and electronic gizmos when EVERYONE knows that the true merit of a car can only be measured ONLY by hp. If all that matters in a sports car is the horsepower, why did they waste hundreds of millions (if not billions) of dollars on the development of features that have nothing to do with what merits a sports car and that's horsepower? Who the freak cares how fast it can lap the Nurburgring, Laguna Seca, or VIR? All sports cars are suppose to do is drag race. If they really wanted to advance the Corvette, they should have taken the body of a C3 or C4, thrown in a small block V8 with twin turbochargers and gotten 1000 hp out of it. If they had done that, most Corvette fans would not have p_ssed on the C7 in hundreds of threads. It's Corvette Engineers fault for being so stupid.
Vette owners don't care about hp looks are all that matters
Old 05-26-2013, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by tuxnharley
I assume you own a Corvette?
I think he could be a Corvette engineer.
Old 05-26-2013, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tullius
I thought I made it obvious



There are a lot of sarcasm/satire-impaired folks out there.

Jonathan Swift once wrote an piece suggesting one way to solve the problem of Irish poverty in the 18th century was to kill and eat their babies. It's amazing how many took him seriously....
Old 05-26-2013, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueOx
I think Tullius was making a joke...
Hope so. Otherwise John Force would probably win the 24 Hours of LeMans every year...
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Originally Posted by OBSSSD
Vette owners don't care about hp looks are all that matters
Truth be told for many C7 buyers... (from sarcasm to reality)
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Vanity goeth before horsepower as pride goeth before a fault.

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Mean IQ of the general population = 100, with a standard deviation of 10, FYI...
Old 05-26-2013, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pewter99
hmmm.....should I close this one now before it goes really bad or.....
Yes ..............
Old 05-27-2013, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by RLEWINTER
Pardon my English but I believe you are the one who is stupid. We all heard from the beginning that the C7 would have at least 450 hp. That is what they delivered and that is where GM will get the most bang for their buck. Go ahead and sit on the sidelines grousing about what could have been while GM sells out the C7. Your not participating will provide an opportunity for another person to order a C7.
Wow, a nerd with a low IQ. Never knew there was such a thing till now.


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