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Old 11-17-2017, 02:01 PM
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That is the secret 'Speed Racer Mach5' option in the ordering guide. You have to own a monkey that wears a hat and wear a dashing scarf with white helmet or they won't let you order it.

It's so rare that it's become an urban myth but there is tale of 1 guy who was able to order :





Originally Posted by 2K14C7
You obviously didn't use Weather Mode. For those that haven't tried it, when you select Weather Mode press the center control button 15 times within 2 seconds and small metal spikes will pop out of the tires for increased traction in icy conditions. Works great.

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Old 11-17-2017, 02:06 PM
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Sounds like you have confused your Vette (any Vette) with a Sno-Cat. The reason there are different vehicles is so some at the extremes can specialize in their purposes... and, strengths.

May I most respectfully suggest that you trade in your car for an appropriate 4-wheel drive vehicle equipped with snow-chains or at the least winter tires? All the best!
Old 11-17-2017, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by saleen556
Get the Transformer option next time :-)
Old 11-17-2017, 05:24 PM
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OP, I'm thinking this is a joke. However sir, if this is serious, please PM me as I would love to buy your sub-optimal Z06 from you. Keep in mind of course the car has now been driven in snow, so please know I will offer you a sub-optimal price for this less than desirable automobile. I have cleared old messages and eagerly await your PM.
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:41 PM
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I do believe the OP was poking fun at the situation he found himself in... Nevertheless, I had a couple great laughs reading the replies. Especially the F350 at Spring Mountain!

Cheers - for everyone who doesn't live in a snowy clime, have a good drive this weekend.

BTW, I have been noticing sub-optimal performance from my car as well with the temperatures in the 40s and raining all the time. The damn car breaks loose too daggone easy. I could barely pass a Prius this morning.
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Old 11-19-2017, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by kenownr
HEY KEN: -- I think you're yanking our chain --
Yah think?
Old 11-19-2017, 03:07 PM
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Yes, this thread was blatant sarcasm. I was caught in a situation that mandated I get home and I chose the best, albeit suboptimal option. Had a little fun sharing. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Old 11-19-2017, 03:13 PM
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Not blatant enough, based on people's reactions.
Old 11-19-2017, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenpokev
Yes, this thread was blatant sarcasm. I was caught in a situation that mandated I get home and I chose the best, albeit suboptimal option. Had a little fun sharing. Happy Thanksgiving!
Darn, no wonder I never received a PM from you.


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